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Smyles_



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Re: Dubai
ssg wrote:
The people in Dubai dont like The Flintstones but the people in Abu Dabi do.


I laughed way to hard at this! Rolling with laughter Bow down Stuart


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T140



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Scotland 2007 Defender 90 Td5 HT Zambezi Silver
Elvis the mouse died last night,










he got caught in a trap nobody is perfect but being Scottish is a start
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Doc P



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A man goes to hospital with 23 toy horses stuck up his backside.

After surgery, his condition was described as ‘stable’.
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T140



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What's grey and comes in pints?













An elephant nobody is perfect but being Scottish is a start
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spudfan



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My wife thought I had bought a new water bed...I didn't have the heart to tell her I had just developed a kidney infection. 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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spudfan



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 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
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2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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Greece 
A man walks into a bar, orders a drink and starts telling the (female) bartender: "A blonde walks into a bar and-"
The bartender interrupts him and says: "before you continue your joke, I'll warn you that I myself am blonde and I have a black belt in karate"
"I'll stop then" says the man "I don't feel like telling the joke twice"
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Watching the television with the mrs and an ad came on for "Hard as Nails" adhesive. The mrs said when she heard that mentioned before she always thought it was a sex aid..... 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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I called screwfix the other day and the guy said they were not that type of company and hung up!!!!
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1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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