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spudfan



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Ireland 
It seems Charlton Heston was right after all...


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Post #918764 26th Aug 2021 10:54am
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Procta



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Location: Sunderland
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Shocked

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Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it!
Post #919150 29th Aug 2021 11:57pm
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Mother superior



Member Since: 05 Aug 2013
Location: Surrey
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So one of my mates has just eaten a box of scrabble tiles, when I asked him how he felt he said "Fine but my next visit to the toilet could spell disaster"
I'll get me coat Oh woe, oh woe
My crusty old landrover,
It will not go.
Post #919510 1st Sep 2021 1:31pm
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Mother superior



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Someone just tried selling me a roll of Velcro for £500. "That's a rip off" I thought to myself Oh woe, oh woe
My crusty old landrover,
It will not go.
Post #919511 1st Sep 2021 1:34pm
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Mother superior



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Location: Surrey
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I just robbed one of thoses little shops on the beach front but I got spotted, so now I've got to lilo Oh woe, oh woe
My crusty old landrover,
It will not go.
Post #919512 1st Sep 2021 1:35pm
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Mother superior



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I've just sold my Hoover, it was just gathering dust. Oh woe, oh woe
My crusty old landrover,
It will not go.
Post #919513 1st Sep 2021 1:37pm
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Mother superior



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My mate has just bought 2 Dobermans, He's calling them Omega and Rolex because they are excellent watch dogs Oh woe, oh woe
My crusty old landrover,
It will not go.
Post #919514 1st Sep 2021 1:40pm
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Mother superior



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I can keep this up all day Oh woe, oh woe
My crusty old landrover,
It will not go.
Post #919515 1st Sep 2021 1:40pm
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Darcy Fairfax



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Location: London
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England 2015 Defender 110 Puma 2.2 XS CSW Corris Grey
Mother Superior you must have been Tim Vine in another life Rolling with laughter
Post #919530 1st Sep 2021 3:20pm
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DAZ110



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Rolling with laughter more, more, Rolling with laughter
Post #919551 1st Sep 2021 4:53pm
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Landymatt



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I like to make sure everyone knows about the benefits of dried grapes.
It's all about raisin awareness.
Post #919558 1st Sep 2021 5:12pm
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Landymatt



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Just gone into hospital, told them “I’ve been bitten by a wolf.”
Doctor said “Where?”
I said “No, just a normal one”
Post #919559 1st Sep 2021 5:13pm
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Landymatt



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Location: York
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Just saw a news article about a guy who does origami backwards.
More on this story as it unfolds.
Post #919560 1st Sep 2021 5:14pm
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Landymatt



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I have been trying to organise a massive hide and seek competition but I'm having trouble finding good players.
Post #919561 1st Sep 2021 5:15pm
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Landymatt



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My boss said he was looking for me all Friday afternoon and wanted to know where I was.
I pointed out that good employees are hard to find.
Post #919562 1st Sep 2021 5:17pm
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