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Ryderoo



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England 2015 Defender 90 Puma 2.2 HT Santorini Black
^^^gilarion, don't tell me! it cost you sick squid Rolling with laughter Cheers Simon

I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you

1990 110 TD5 county, my first Land Rover - gone
2012 Discovery 4 XS SDV6 - gone
2014 Discovery 4 XS SDV6 - gone
2015 Evoque SD4 dynamic - Wife’s - gone
2015 Urban Truck 90 XS Santorini Black Hard Top - Reluctantly gone
2020 Discovery 5 Eiger Grey 3.0 SE - gone March 24
2021 Defender S D250 Santorini Black 110 HT - gone March 24
2023 Evoque P300e SE wife’s current vehicle
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Happyoldgit



Member Since: 14 Sep 2007
Location: Norfolk
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United Kingdom 2015 Defender 110 Puma 2.2 USW Corris Grey
At first glance I thought that said testicles Rolling with laughter Steve.
Owned numerous Land Rover vehicles of all shapes and sizes over the decades.
Current Defender: A non tarts hand-bagged Puma 110 XS USW.

[Insert something impressive here such as extensive list of previous Land Rovers or examples of your prestigeous and expensive items, trinkets, houses, bikes, vehicles etc]

http://forums.lr4x4.com

I used to be Miserable ...but now I'm ecstatic.
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RFT



Member Since: 13 Nov 2010
Location: Cheshire
Posts: 690

United Kingdom 2010 Defender 130 Puma 2.4 HCPU Zermatt Silver
Stop Rolling with laughter this is a grumpy thread 130 Puma HCPU with an Artica 240LR Demountable Camper
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Ryderoo



Member Since: 28 Aug 2015
Location: South Oxfordshire
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England 2015 Defender 90 Puma 2.2 HT Santorini Black
Sorry, bloody Valentines Day, it seems as if comes round EVERY bloody 12 months.

Bloody card manufacturers.............. Cheers Simon

I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you

1990 110 TD5 county, my first Land Rover - gone
2012 Discovery 4 XS SDV6 - gone
2014 Discovery 4 XS SDV6 - gone
2015 Evoque SD4 dynamic - Wife’s - gone
2015 Urban Truck 90 XS Santorini Black Hard Top - Reluctantly gone
2020 Discovery 5 Eiger Grey 3.0 SE - gone March 24
2021 Defender S D250 Santorini Black 110 HT - gone March 24
2023 Evoque P300e SE wife’s current vehicle
Post #503985 12th Feb 2016 5:58pm
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Laurie



Member Since: 22 Feb 2008
Location: Sussex, England
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England 2005 Defender 90 Td5 XS CSW Bonatti Grey
....and what's all this heart stuff? They're only a service exchange pump! 
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blackwolf



Member Since: 03 Nov 2009
Location: South West England
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United Kingdom 2007 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 DCPU Stornoway Grey
I'm grumpy at the moment, very grumpy!

Some light-fingered so-and-so helped themselves to my Defendoor in the night.

I know they're not expensive things, but the principle matters. I'd happily smash the thief's hand with a hammer at the moment.
Post #504513 14th Feb 2016 11:05am
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N1FWD



Member Since: 08 Aug 2014
Location: Dundee
Posts: 14

United Kingdom 2013 Defender 110 Puma 2.2 XS CSW Indus Silver
The hammer introduced a note of happiness, so not as grumpy as you could be. Bah!

(I bought 3 of those just in case. None stolen yet. Bah, I wasted my money)
Post #504562 14th Feb 2016 12:32pm
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custom90



Member Since: 21 Jan 2010
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I've had one come off before too, I've got one now just sat on the side in the house.
She'll have to get some fishing line. Laughing
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Riccarton



Member Since: 10 Aug 2015
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Scotland 2012 Defender 90 Puma 2.2 HT Zambezi Silver
Freakin' Push-Irons!!!
To be clear I'm not anti cyclist in any way - I used to be and occasionally still am one but...

Today travelling down the A7 with SWMBO and daughters ponies in the horse trailer I came upon a group of roadies as the road became twisty with double white lines.

They were riding side side by side (6 in total - 3 x 2) with the inner ones on the line polished by vehicle NS tyres while the outer ones were on the line polished by vehicles OS tyres.

Two at the back had conscences and pulled across single file and well into the side - shortly afterwards the next two did a similar thing (by now we've travelled approx 1/4 mile at under 20mph). The front two however were having none of it and were such important people that they could impede other road users without concern because they were CYCLISTS.

I followed them until a safe place (1/2 mile further on) then overtook but with the horses on board this wasn't a particularly quick operation but by this time I had 3 cars tucked right up behind the trailer.

As I overtook they all pulled straight back out and balked those following me making them swerve out far wider than anticipated Shocked

Now, I don't think this is a cyclists thing at all - I think it is an ignorant person thing. It is just unfortunate that with cycling now being cool so many f*****g stupid morons have taken to the sport and spoil the reputation of so many decent folk Evil or Very Mad

Rant over but why can't we get permission to just run w*****s like this over? The road is wide enough for us all to share and enjoy - just not when some believe they are more important than the rest of us Sad
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Venomator



Member Since: 25 Aug 2014
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custom90steve wrote:
I've had one come off before too, I've got one now just sat on the side in the house.
She'll have to get some fishing line. Laughing

These really do work well Steve... Whistle

Saves 'losing' it at fill up times too... Mr. Green


 Rog... Mr. Green
The GREEN One...


MY2016 Urban Truck Build Thread - http://www.defender2.net/forum/topic40548....al[/color]
Post #504748 14th Feb 2016 10:12pm
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custom90



Member Since: 21 Jan 2010
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Any eBay link or similar for that Rog?
Looks like a good solution!
How did you affix to the Defendoor? Small hole or two?

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Post #504792 15th Feb 2016 12:18am
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Ryderoo



Member Since: 28 Aug 2015
Location: South Oxfordshire
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England 2015 Defender 90 Puma 2.2 HT Santorini Black
Re: Freakin' Push-Irons!!!
Riccarton wrote:
To be clear I'm not anti cyclist in any way - I used to be and occasionally still am one but...

Today travelling down the A7 with SWMBO and daughters ponies in the horse trailer I came upon a group of roadies as the road became twisty with double white lines.

They were riding side side by side (6 in total - 3 x 2) with the inner ones on the line polished by vehicle NS tyres while the outer ones were on the line polished by vehicles OS tyres.

Two at the back had conscences and pulled across single file and well into the side - shortly afterwards the next two did a similar thing (by now we've travelled approx 1/4 mile at under 20mph). The front two however were having none of it and were such important people that they could impede other road users without concern because they were CYCLISTS.

I followed them until a safe place (1/2 mile further on) then overtook but with the horses on board this wasn't a particularly quick operation but by this time I had 3 cars tucked right up behind the trailer.

As I overtook they all pulled straight back out and balked those following me making them swerve out far wider than anticipated Shocked

Now, I don't think this is a cyclists thing at all - I think it is an ignorant person thing. It is just unfortunate that with cycling now being cool so many f*****g stupid morons have taken to the sport and spoil the reputation of so many decent folk Evil or Very Mad

Rant over but why can't we get permission to just run w*****s like this over? The road is wide enough for us all to share and enjoy - just not when some believe they are more important than the rest of us Sad


Always on a Bloody Sunday as well, they roam around in packs of 6 plus round are way, with no thought for other road users. Jumping traffic lights, riding on your OS in queuing traffic, then try and get to the NS when it frees up, I trust accelarate hard passed them, hopefully giving them a face full of carbon monoxide. Then when you pop into the local coffee shop there bikes are abandoned all across the front of the shop and they are the noisiest in there. But one consolation is they look like tw*ts in their lycra Cheers Simon

I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you

1990 110 TD5 county, my first Land Rover - gone
2012 Discovery 4 XS SDV6 - gone
2014 Discovery 4 XS SDV6 - gone
2015 Evoque SD4 dynamic - Wife’s - gone
2015 Urban Truck 90 XS Santorini Black Hard Top - Reluctantly gone
2020 Discovery 5 Eiger Grey 3.0 SE - gone March 24
2021 Defender S D250 Santorini Black 110 HT - gone March 24
2023 Evoque P300e SE wife’s current vehicle
Post #504807 15th Feb 2016 6:47am
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blackwolf



Member Since: 03 Nov 2009
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United Kingdom 2007 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 DCPU Stornoway Grey
custom90steve wrote:
Any eBay link or similar for that Rog?
Looks like a good solution!
How did you affix to the Defendoor? Small hole or two?

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Google "adhesive camera tether" - you'll find many, many similar things.

(Hint - a Google image search using the original image suggested this was the way to go).

If you bought two if them you could use the two adhesive pads united on a single cord.

I'm now going back to being grumpy, because my Defendoor was stolen. Big Cry
Post #504834 15th Feb 2016 10:44am
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Venomator



Member Since: 25 Aug 2014
Location: Peterborough
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custom90steve wrote:
Any eBay link or similar for that Rog?
Looks like a good solution!
How did you affix to the Defendoor? Small hole or two?

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Fleapit Link... Whistle

No need for drilling Steve - sticky pad goes on Defendoor and cord loops around Fuel Cap tether... Thumbs Up


Click image to enlarge


Or, if you do not have a tether as @blackwolf has suggested, just get a second sticky pad, there are sellers who sell multi packs cheap anyway... Wink

Being 3M they stick pretty darn well too... Mr. Green
 Rog... Mr. Green
The GREEN One...


MY2016 Urban Truck Build Thread - http://www.defender2.net/forum/topic40548....al[/color]
Post #504844 15th Feb 2016 11:22am
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lambert.the.farmer



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England 1998 Defender 90 300 Tdi PU Rutland Red
Because I farm I am, to an extent, able to determine what I do and where I do it each day. Yesterday I was asked if I could finish work at half 12 in order to chauffeur the wife across town so she could cover illness at a satellite practice. Ok she can't drive even though good money has been spent teaching her, but even so, walk or get a bus or taxi don't expect me to drop what I'm doing at WORK to come and make your life easier. Who the hell in their right mind would even ask such a thing? Rhubarb and custard let fly with their secret weapon.
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