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| Happyoldgit Member Since: 14 Sep 2007 Location: Norfolk Posts: 3471   
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I've got this and it's bigger, faster, younger, better, cost more blah, blah, blah but I also had this and it was bigger, faster, younger, better, cost more blah, blah, blah.
That is all. Steve. Owned numerous Land Rover vehicles of all shapes and sizes over the decades. Current Defender: A non tarts hand-bagged Puma 110 XS USW. [Insert something impressive here such as extensive list of previous Land Rovers or examples of your prestigeous and expensive items, trinkets, houses, bikes, vehicles etc] http://forums.lr4x4.com I used to be Miserable ...but now I'm ecstatic. |
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8th Feb 2016 7:59pm |
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| Happyoldgit Member Since: 14 Sep 2007 Location: Norfolk Posts: 3471
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Scoop it up, let it rot and then stick it around your roses
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Owned numerous Land Rover vehicles of all shapes and sizes over the decades. Current Defender: A non tarts hand-bagged Puma 110 XS USW. [Insert something impressive here such as extensive list of previous Land Rovers or examples of your prestigeous and expensive items, trinkets, houses, bikes, vehicles etc] http://forums.lr4x4.com I used to be Miserable ...but now I'm ecstatic. |
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8th Feb 2016 8:12pm |
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| Ryderoo Member Since: 28 Aug 2015 Location: South Oxfordshire Posts: 1666  
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We eat Laughing Cow Cheese and they are still at 280gm for the 16 slices. Ditch the Dairylea. Laughing Cow is the way forward  Cheers Simon
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you 1990 110 TD5 county, my first Land Rover - gone 2012 Discovery 4 XS SDV6 - gone 2014 Discovery 4 XS SDV6 - gone 2015 Evoque SD4 dynamic - Wife’s - gone 2015 Urban Truck 90 XS Santorini Black Hard Top - Reluctantly gone 2020 Discovery 5 Eiger Grey 3.0 SE - gone March 24 2021 Defender S D250 Santorini Black 110 HT - gone March 24 2023 Evoque P300e SE wife’s current vehicle |
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8th Feb 2016 8:13pm |
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| N1FWD Member Since: 08 Aug 2014 Location: Dundee Posts: 14 
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>Ze Englanders with their fancy Cheese slices all wrapped up and shiny
Not quite. I have deserted Dairylea now, in favour of the smelly French Eurozone Laughing Cow, whose slices remain at 280gm per box, for the same price..... |
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8th Feb 2016 8:15pm |
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| Ryderoo Member Since: 28 Aug 2015 Location: South Oxfordshire Posts: 1666
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Told you
Cheers Simon
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you 1990 110 TD5 county, my first Land Rover - gone 2012 Discovery 4 XS SDV6 - gone 2014 Discovery 4 XS SDV6 - gone 2015 Evoque SD4 dynamic - Wife’s - gone 2015 Urban Truck 90 XS Santorini Black Hard Top - Reluctantly gone 2020 Discovery 5 Eiger Grey 3.0 SE - gone March 24 2021 Defender S D250 Santorini Black 110 HT - gone March 24 2023 Evoque P300e SE wife’s current vehicle |
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8th Feb 2016 8:32pm |
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| OldhamLandy Member Since: 17 Oct 2013 Location: somewhere Posts: 164 
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Miserableolgit - I haven't got any roses
Suppose it could act as an alternative to Dinitrol as it gets everywhere and is environmentally friendly  2016 Defender 90xs SW - Santorini Black with Silver Pack
2014 Defender 90xs SW - Corris Grey with Santorini Black Roof |
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8th Feb 2016 8:37pm |
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| mk1collector Member Since: 17 Sep 2009 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 6772 
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Relatives dieing
 Ray
My build thread http://www.defender2.net/forum/topic17615.html |
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8th Feb 2016 8:42pm |
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| custom90 Member Since: 21 Jan 2010 Location: South West, England. Posts: 20881
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OldhamLandy - Just a reminder, this is the 'grumpy' thread and thus happy smileys or what ever the damned things are called shouldn't be allowed.
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8th Feb 2016 8:44pm |
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| OldhamLandy Member Since: 17 Oct 2013 Location: somewhere Posts: 164
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Apologies, my grumpy mask shall never slip again.
How about tosser builders who are working next door and think it is their right to park their works van all day in the same spot and block the vehicular access point to and from my house and my neighbour's house, despite me asking them not to on more than one occasion  2016 Defender 90xs SW - Santorini Black with Silver Pack
2014 Defender 90xs SW - Corris Grey with Santorini Black Roof |
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8th Feb 2016 8:51pm |
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| Riccarton Member Since: 10 Aug 2015 Location: Gods' Own Country Posts: 280  
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What is it with some folk? Such miserable faces and a smile seems so hard for them to raise!
When I go shopping etc locally, without fail, everyone I meet will at least say "Good Morning" or "Howist" etc. However, walking up to the dentist in Kendal town centre I didn't see one single smiling face - not a one - and everybody ignored each other avoiding eye contact at all costs! I looked down and said "Hello pup!" to a ladies dog that was on a long leash - well, you would think I'd just offered to sh4g it by the look on the miserable cows face 
Is life really that bad?? SWMBO reckons I'm like Crocodile Dundee cos' I'll have the craic with anyone (oops sorry - ). |
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8th Feb 2016 9:02pm |
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| N1FWD Member Since: 08 Aug 2014 Location: Dundee Posts: 14
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And small print on TV adverts which obviously they have to put there for legal reasons (or why bother?) but they put them in condensed type and flash them for a time not long enough for miseries like me to read them.
I have been damaged psychologically in my desperate failures to read this small print, and I demand no win no fee lawyers to take up my case and those of others. Maybe I have Pee Pee Eyes? |
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8th Feb 2016 9:06pm |
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| Happyoldgit Member Since: 14 Sep 2007 Location: Norfolk Posts: 3471
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Badly dubbed foreign tv adverts peddling stuff to a UK audience but shot in locations that look a bit like the UK but are clearly not and so just a bit 'off'. Steve.
Owned numerous Land Rover vehicles of all shapes and sizes over the decades. Current Defender: A non tarts hand-bagged Puma 110 XS USW. [Insert something impressive here such as extensive list of previous Land Rovers or examples of your prestigeous and expensive items, trinkets, houses, bikes, vehicles etc] http://forums.lr4x4.com I used to be Miserable ...but now I'm ecstatic. |
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8th Feb 2016 10:40pm |
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| shaggydog Member Since: 12 Aug 2012 Location: Kent Posts: 3347 
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Its worse when they do it on the radio! Makes the adverts 5 mins long with someone wittering on so quickly you cant understand them anyway! Running Restoration Thread http://www.defender2.net/forum/post323197.html#323197 Self confessed mileage hunter  |
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9th Feb 2016 1:39pm |
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| blackwolf Member Since: 03 Nov 2009 Location: South West England Posts: 17821 
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Light bulbs - why do modern old-style bayonet bulbs (a) last so little time and (b) invariably blow the fuse when they fail?
In the old days (before Europe messed up our lighting) light bulbs lasted for years, and when they failed they just went out. Now they last weeks and fail with a blinding flash that blows the fuse! Makes me mad! And don't get me started on "energy efficient" bulbs that take an age to come on, and fill your home with mercury vapour if they break. |
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9th Feb 2016 3:05pm |
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