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| Mother superior Member Since: 05 Aug 2013 Location: Surrey Posts: 494  
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My wife says I only have two faults, I don't listen and something else. Oh woe, oh woe
My crusty old landrover, It will not go. |
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2nd Sep 2021 12:05pm |
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| Mother superior Member Since: 05 Aug 2013 Location: Surrey Posts: 494
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So I'm talking to my neighbor over the garden fence and he's complaining that his wife only wants him to plant apple trees and he really doesn't like apple trees at all but he doesn't want to upset his wife.
I told him to grow a pear. Oh woe, oh woe My crusty old landrover, It will not go. |
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2nd Sep 2021 12:08pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4470 
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Before the wife got her driving licence she used to cycle everywhere. She had a sign on the back of the bike which read "ATTENTION. WIDE LOAD". 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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9th Sep 2021 7:52pm |
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| Mother superior Member Since: 05 Aug 2013 Location: Surrey Posts: 494
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So my wife is shouting at me "you never listen to me"
well that's a strange way to start a conversation I thought to myself. Oh woe, oh woe My crusty old landrover, It will not go. |
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10th Sep 2021 11:44am |
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| Mother superior Member Since: 05 Aug 2013 Location: Surrey Posts: 494
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I just attended a conference about the future of door signage.
Turns out exit signs are on the way out Oh woe, oh woe My crusty old landrover, It will not go. |
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10th Sep 2021 11:46am |
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| Mother superior Member Since: 05 Aug 2013 Location: Surrey Posts: 494
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BNGA
I do apologise, that was bang out of order Oh woe, oh woe My crusty old landrover, It will not go. |
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14th Sep 2021 5:08pm |
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| Mother superior Member Since: 05 Aug 2013 Location: Surrey Posts: 494
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BNGA
I do apologise, that was bang out of order Oh woe, oh woe My crusty old landrover, It will not go. |
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14th Sep 2021 5:08pm |
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| RoadForce Member Since: 17 Jul 2014 Location: Holland Posts: 323  
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Well, so much for calling the tinnitus support line. No one answered, it just kept on ringing... Defender 130 HCPU Td5 MY2000
Last edited by RoadForce on 28th Sep 2021 2:25pm. Edited 1 time in total |
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28th Sep 2021 10:18am |
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| gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5084  
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The fuel crisis is now getting silly.
 Click image to enlarge For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at.. http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1 |
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28th Sep 2021 1:49pm |
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| nitram17 Member Since: 09 Jun 2014 Location: newcastle Posts: 2260 |
Buccaneer ..built like a tank !Flies like a defender!
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29th Sep 2021 2:05am |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4470
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Click image to enlarge Click image to enlarge 1982 88" 2.25 diesel 1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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29th Sep 2021 9:15pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4470
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Click image to enlarge Click image to enlarge 1982 88" 2.25 diesel 1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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30th Sep 2021 11:12am |
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| MartinK Member Since: 02 Mar 2011 Location: Silverdale (Lancashire/Cumbria Border) Posts: 2664 
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Click image to enlarge Defender "Puma" 2.4 110 County Utility (possibly the last of the 2.4's) |
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30th Sep 2021 4:02pm |
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| Muddybigdog Member Since: 11 Apr 2014 Location: Suffolk Posts: 991 
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Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold) Freelander 2 HSE - Sold Freelander 1 - Sold Disco 2 - Sold |
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2nd Oct 2021 4:26pm |
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