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Philm



Member Since: 19 Jun 2020
Location: Manchester
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Rolling with laughter
Post #873258 16th Dec 2020 1:04pm
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blackwolf



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Location: South West England
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United Kingdom 2007 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 DCPU Stornoway Grey
If you believe that that is a "genuine" advertisement you probably also believe that the centre-steer prototype still exists and Santa is real!
Post #873259 16th Dec 2020 1:05pm
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gilarion



Member Since: 05 Dec 2013
Location: Wales
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Wales 2007 Defender 90 Other CSW Trident Green
It's a Joke obviously Shocked For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..

http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1
Post #873267 16th Dec 2020 1:46pm
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Arkaig



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Post #873431 17th Dec 2020 1:55pm
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Arkaig



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Post #877149 8th Jan 2021 7:24pm
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Moneypit



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Location: North Yorkshire
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2004 Defender 110 300 Tdi HT Fuji White
Funny Proud ta b' from Yorkshire video


Hope you enjoy it, made my day in these difficult times
Post #877160 8th Jan 2021 8:21pm
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Laurie



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Definitely a Joke. Rolling Eyes 
Post #877254 9th Jan 2021 1:35pm
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Muddybigdog



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United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver
Not a joke, but it did make me smile

 Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
Post #877485 10th Jan 2021 2:30pm
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gilarion



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Location: Wales
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Wales 2007 Defender 90 Other CSW Trident Green

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 For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..

http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1
Post #878196 13th Jan 2021 12:20pm
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spudfan



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Ireland 

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 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
Post #878975 16th Jan 2021 9:00pm
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spudfan



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Deleted 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
Post #878976 16th Jan 2021 9:02pm
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gilarion



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Wales 2007 Defender 90 Other CSW Trident Green

 For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..

http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1
Post #879079 17th Jan 2021 1:37pm
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spudfan



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Kind of topical..
He lived in a big house he had recently inherited. So there he was in the shower when he realised there was no soap. He gets out of the shower and heads down the hall to the cupboard where he remembered seeing some bars of soap amongst other stuff. He was searching in the cupboard which was dark as it had no light, when he heard the hall door opening and the two cleaning ladies coming in. Not having time to leg it back to the shower he steps into the cupboard and closes the door meaning to stay there until the cleaning ladies left.
He hears the cleaning ladies talking to each other as they approach and to his horror he hears one of them say that she must get some cleaning materials from the cupboard. Sure enough the cupboard opens and one of the ladies says
"Look at the statue. The new owner must have bought it. I wonder why he put it into the cupboard?"
"I don't know " says the other lady" but it is very realistic, it even has a nice little piece of manhood"
"So it does " says the other lady "I'm going to give it a wee shake" which she does.
"I'm going to give it a wee shake too" says the other lady and proceeds to give it a fairly good shake.
"Ah would you look at that " she says " it's a sanitiser dispenser......."
Whistle 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
Post #880230 22nd Jan 2021 11:52pm
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spudfan



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Ireland 
TRENDING: Wife stabs husband after seeing her younger self in old photos, thought he was cheating

A confused and enraged wife stabbed her husband after seeing photos of him with a younger woman, who turned out to be herself from back then.
True story from a newspage.... 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
Post #880319 23rd Jan 2021 1:34pm
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athelstan



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United Kingdom 2015 Defender 90 Puma 2.2 CSW Montalcino Red
A Land Rover mechanic was removing the cylinder head from the engine of a Puma when he spotted a well-known cardiac surgeon in the garage.

The cardiac surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage,

"Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine.
I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.

So how is it that I make £30,000 a year and you make £300,000, when you and I are doing basically the same work?
The cardiac surgeon paused, leaned over and whispered to the mechanic:......"Try doing it with the engine running." 2015 90 XS Station Wagon Puma 2.2
2015 Morgan Plus 4
Post #880976 26th Jan 2021 10:05am
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