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Grenadier Member Since: 23 Jul 2014 Location: The foot of Mont Blanc... Posts: 5765 |
Gentlemen, know doubt many of you more worldly-wise will know this already, but I have just discovered a way of blocking out the occasional background noise/permanent send of SWMBO. Never would I have believed that strimming could be so peaceful.... Monsieur Le Grenadier
I've not been everywhere, but it's on my list..... 2011 Puma 110DC - Corris Grey |
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28th Aug 2015 4:45pm |
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tonyhedge Member Since: 07 Jul 2015 Location: Worcestershire Posts: 101 |
Wait till you strim through something you thought was a weed, she thought was a valuable rare plant ... That's not a dent, it's a rivet. That's not a dent, it's a rivet. That's not ... oh! That is a dent!
2014 90 XS SW 1997 Discovery 300TdiS (retired to stud) 1966 Series IIA 88" (now my son's) 2001 Astra - I need something to go and buy the parts when the others are off the road! |
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28th Aug 2015 8:29pm |
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need4speed Member Since: 23 Nov 2012 Location: Kilmarnock Posts: 746 |
Whenever mine gets on at me I feel the urge to go clay pigeon shooting. Maybe I need a check-up from the neck-up....
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28th Aug 2015 9:57pm |
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theorangebandit Member Since: 03 Jun 2013 Location: Stowmarket Posts: 862 |
I simply go to the garage and just drill holes in my 4mm steel topped home made work bench. Then weld them up.
I have on two occasions actually done some of the jobs I had waiting tk be done in there! Madness. |
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28th Aug 2015 10:52pm |
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ARC99 Member Since: 19 Feb 2013 Location: North Yorkshire Posts: 1831 |
Once to mine to the bus stop, when the bus arrived gave the driver £10.00 and told him not to let her off till the money ran out. Don't make old people mad.
We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to us off. Richard |
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28th Aug 2015 11:30pm |
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stanley Member Since: 18 Sep 2009 Location: Dorset /hampshire Posts: 1026 |
Walk around the pheasant pens with the dogs does it for me ! Especially as she's not too keen on the Stag Turkeys we have in them this year!
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29th Aug 2015 7:46am |
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Jonnie421 Member Since: 12 May 2015 Location: Wales Posts: 116 |
After 27 years I just pretend not to hear her , I normally ignore anything she says anyway !!
Then I go out in the garden and power up something loud !!!! Defender 90 Tonga green . My 2007 County .2.4Tdci puma . Too many other Discos to mention, including a V8 petrol Disco3 and diesel Disco 3 !! ( All gone) |
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29th Aug 2015 9:47am |
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Geedubu187 Member Since: 10 Jun 2015 Location: North West Posts: 101 |
Why wait for that, just go and release some clay pigeons (unharmed) into the wild as I regularly do |
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29th Aug 2015 10:49am |
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ibexman Member Since: 13 Dec 2008 Location: kent Posts: 2874 |
All I have to do is turn off hy hearing aids
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29th Aug 2015 11:27am |
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JWL Member Since: 26 Oct 2011 Location: Hereford Posts: 3443 |
When I was being brought up I was told that you pass your unwanted things to those less fortunate than yourself, it couldn't have happened to a nicer chap
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29th Aug 2015 12:38pm |
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ericvv Member Since: 02 Jun 2011 Location: Near the Jet d'Eau Posts: 5816 |
Haven't you guys explored the use of your "Nothing Box" then?
Works each and every time. You never actually own a Defender. You merely look after it for the next generation. http://youtu.be/yVRlSsJwD0o https://youtu.be/vmPr3oTHndg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GtzTT9Pdl0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABqKPz28e6A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLZ49Jce_n0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvAsz_ilQYU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8tMHiX9lSw https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dxwjPuHIV7I https://vimeo.com/201482507 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSixqL0iyHw |
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29th Aug 2015 12:47pm |
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GREENI Member Since: 22 Aug 2010 Location: staffs Posts: 10360 |
I'm lucky with my missus.
It was the many previous to her that were the problem. I had an account with the local van hire place, I moved so many times |
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29th Aug 2015 1:16pm |
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