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shaggydog



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I was hot yesterday, I was hot when I went to bed, I was hot when I woke up, I am still hot.

You cannot escape it.

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Post #564134 15th Sep 2016 12:37pm
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shaggydog



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True but you can go indoors to escape the rain.

The heat just gets everywhere and you cant escape it.

At least when your cold you can warm up or do something.

I am stood next to a machine kicking out heat and spitting hot water and grit at me in a big metal industrial unit and the temperature gauge on the wall says 28'c - yesterday was up to 31'c!

I don't do hot very well, I am a cold climate creature Whistle Running Restoration Thread http://www.defender2.net/forum/post323197.html#323197

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gilarion



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spitting hot water and grit at me


I would not stand for that I would give that machine a dam good thrashing (John Cleese style)
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Mr Fox



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Not sure if this makes me a grumpy old man or simply an angry husband; however...

...to the ignorant pig who was walking his large angry pit-fitting dog, off the lead, and said dog was running around like a rabid squirrel high on sugar, and decided to run into my wife at full speed, knocking her down... I'd like you to know that you are the lowest of the low.

Mistakes happen but to laugh, rather than check that the person your dog has treated like a bowling pin is not hurt, makes you a nasty piece of work in my opinion. The fact that you'd treat a lady walking by herself like that says even more.
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gilarion



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That is the trouble. Most owners of large angry pitbull-fitting dogs are lowlife, drug dealers or just scum of the earth, I read the other day of a similar dog who killed a small puppy in a Manchester water park and the owner of the killer dog just ignored it and ran away.

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ARC99



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Laurie wrote:
Most checkout staff are nice people trying to earn a living.
Using self checkouts is threatening their jobs.
No-one pays me to scan my own purchases. If I received discount for doing the work myself I may consider it.
'til then, I'll help keep someone else in a job.


My feelings as well. Don't make old people mad.
We don't like being old in the first place,
so it doesn't take much to Censored us off.

Richard
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GREENI



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^^^ buy and read the book 'Tescopoly' it will open your eyes to the Supermarket 'Giant' Evil or Very Mad
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Mr Fox



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ARC99 wrote:
Laurie wrote:
Most checkout staff are nice people trying to earn a living.
Using self checkouts is threatening their jobs.
No-one pays me to scan my own purchases. If I received discount for doing the work myself I may consider it.
'til then, I'll help keep someone else in a job.


My feelings as well.


Had to go to our local Drs Surgery yesterday.

Walked up to the office window to register and the lady behind the screen slid the glass panel back begrudgingly.

Me: Hello, I am X and here to see the Dr at 4:20.

Receptionist: (not smiling) Please use the self-check in around the corner.

So around the corner I go, press the touch screen: press my date of birth, press the month...

Screen says - SORRY, cannot log you in, GO TO RECEPTION

So, I walk back to reception.

Repeat glass sliding back and scowl.

Me: The machine says to come back and see you.

Receptionist: (makes noise in complaint - Comes out of her office, walks to the machine and says...) What is your DOB

I tell her, she tries it twice and it gives her the same message

Me: Glad to see isn't just me! (trying to make light of it)

Receptionist: (another grumpy noise) ...I'll check you in manually. Your name will show on the screen over there and tell you what room to go to.

The entire time, all I could think was: you're upset that I'm disturbing your coffee/magazine-reading/chatting with the other woman in the office, etc, AND all you're doing is sending me to the machine, that once they prove the concept, will put you out of a job...

(a) customer service is important
(b) people should value it, so that people aren't replaced with dumb terminals
(c) people who can be replaced with dumb terminals, shouldn't moan about having to help customers in the first place.

Rolling Eyes
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AJC



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I find the automated way of life ridiculous, my pet hate is the self service checkouts in the shops
Post #564204 15th Sep 2016 4:53pm
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Huttopia



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On the self service theme, its not all doom and gloom. M&S food at Chineham has a lovely lady who looks after the self service customers, always has a chat and helps out those in need, like me when trying to use Android pay..... At 8.00 in the morning the self service and cheery chat work just fine for me. WH Smith in an airport however with the added complications of the boarding pass, forget it!
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Huttopia



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There are some massively smashed people at Gatwick. Flights have been delayed for 5 hours plus, so some folk have been on it all afternoon. One guy thought he was in a reality tv show about flight delay. Beer, marvellous stuff.
Post #564289 15th Sep 2016 8:31pm
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Slideywindows



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I always use Bank staff rather than an ATM, on the same principle: use 'em or lose 'em.

I was waiting in the queue and a Bank employee insisted on helping me use the machine in the wall to pay in a cheque and draw some cash.

Except it wouldn't pay any cash.

So, embarrassed, she led me back to the queue, and a human being had to give me the cash. Thud


There used to be 4 cashiers at the Bank.

Only one left now........
Post #564348 15th Sep 2016 10:05pm
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custom90



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You can't take out more than 250 in one go anyway from an ATM.

In B&Q this year I was waiting at a human till, and a young woman was after trying to get me to use the self service.
Just because I politely said 'no thanks, I'll wait here' she looked awfully put out. Neutral Diesel$ Live$ Matter. ⛽️🛢️👨‍🔧🧰⚙️ RED, WHITE & BOOST! 🇬🇧
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Happyoldgit



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AM94 wrote:
ARC99 wrote:
Laurie wrote:
Most checkout staff are nice people trying to earn a living.
Using self checkouts is threatening their jobs.
No-one pays me to scan my own purchases. If I received discount for doing the work myself I may consider it.
'til then, I'll help keep someone else in a job.


My feelings as well.


Had to go to our local Drs Surgery yesterday.

Walked up to the office window to register and the lady behind the screen slid the glass panel back begrudgingly.

Me: Hello, I am X and here to see the Dr at 4:20.

Receptionist: (not smiling) Please use the self-check in around the corner.

So around the corner I go, press the touch screen: press my date of birth, press the month...

Screen says - SORRY, cannot log you in, GO TO RECEPTION

So, I walk back to reception.

Repeat glass sliding back and scowl.

Me: The machine says to come back and see you.

Receptionist: (makes noise in complaint - Comes out of her office, walks to the machine and says...) What is your DOB

I tell her, she tries it twice and it gives her the same message

Me: Glad to see isn't just me! (trying to make light of it)

Receptionist: (another grumpy noise) ...I'll check you in manually. Your name will show on the screen over there and tell you what room to go to.

The entire time, all I could think was: you're upset that I'm disturbing your coffee/magazine-reading/chatting with the other woman in the office, etc, AND all you're doing is sending me to the machine, that once they prove the concept, will put you out of a job...

(a) customer service is important
(b) people should value it, so that people aren't replaced with dumb terminals
(c) people who can be replaced with dumb terminals, shouldn't moan about having to help customers in the first place.

Rolling Eyes


I believe I had a minor rant about surgery front desk staff on here some time ago. While I fully realise that dealing with the public can at times be both taxing and infuriating but reception staff are generally the first face that patients see upon arrival and the old saying about first impressions is certainly true. I dislike using the automated sign in screen which is so large that it is clearly visible to all in sundry in the waiting room, I really do not want all in sundry knowing my full name and date of birth thank you very much, so I always report to reception.

The desk is invariably manned by two stony faced middle aged ladies who are adept at not making eye contact but instead continue to punch away at their keyboards while staring at their screens interspersed with answering the phone. A smile is eventually met with the universal but oh so brief eye contact along with a "yes what do you want, can't you see I'm busy" look that they all appear to have been trained to give each and every patient before returning to their screen to check you do indeed have the nerve to have made an appointment to see a member of the medical staff. Steve.
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