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spudfan

Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
Location: Co Donegal
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All in a worthy cause

So we are visiting my daughter for a few days and inbetween other jobs I managed to get her 90 washed and waxed. The waxing turned out to be a problem. I could not find my polishing cloth. Into the house and a quick root around and I found an admiral substitute,,,,a pair of the wife's nether garments.
So out I went to tackle the polishing. All was going well and I was congratulating myself on my ingenuity when the wife walked by. She noticed I was polishing the Land Rover but more to the point she noticed what I was using to polish it with...And, well.. err..... 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai

22nd May 2022 11:25am

markb110

Member Since: 22 May 2010
Location: Guildford
Posts: 2520

I'm guessing that she didn't offer to polish your gear knob with her undies then.....

22nd May 2022 4:09pm

gilarion

Member Since: 05 Dec 2013
Location: Wales
Posts: 5084

2007 Defender 90 Other CSW Trident Green

I am not insinuating anything but you would need a very large pair of under garments to polish a Land Rover.

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22nd May 2022 4:24pm

Rashers

Member Since: 21 Jun 2015
Location: Norfolk
Posts: 3336

2014 Defender 110 Puma 2.2 USW Corris Grey

Your posts, spudfan, are excellent

22nd May 2022 6:36pm

Dinnu

Member Since: 24 Dec 2019
Location: Lija
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2012 Defender 90 Puma 2.2 CSW Santorini Black

Reminds me when my father took off his sweater in the garage as was a bit warm, and I used it to wipe an oil spil, as I thought it was a rag 😂 There were a few unpleasant words from him which I cannot quote here 😂 1988 90 Hard Top, 19J Diesel Turbo, Shire Blue - Restoration ongoing
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22nd May 2022 7:25pm

spudfan

Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
Location: Co Donegal
Posts: 4478

Rashers wrote:
Your posts, spudfan, are excellent

Who was it that said "Truth is stranger than fiction"?
Was it Twain ? 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai

24th May 2022 12:37am

Procta

Member Since: 04 Dec 2016
Location: Sunderland
Posts: 4937

i remember my mate, cleaning the insides of his cars head lights, with his lasses makeup wipes, the wipes done a cracking job, His mam walked in and saw the mess that we had made, she wasn't sure what to be shocked at, the mess off the lights or how many makeup wipes we had went through.

He was still at home then, i recon his lass would have nailed our balls to wall, His mam would have gone ape, if we hadn't have grab the hoover. Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

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24th May 2022 1:37am

discomog

Member Since: 09 May 2015
Location: Notts/Lincs Border
Posts: 2495

2015 Defender 90 Puma 2.2 XS CSW Santorini Black

spudfan wrote:
Rashers wrote:
Your posts, spudfan, are excellent

Who was it that said "Truth is stranger than fiction"?
Was it Twain ?

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24th May 2022 6:46am

spudfan

Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
Location: Co Donegal
Posts: 4478

Mark 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai

24th May 2022 11:40am

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