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| Laurie Member Since: 22 Feb 2008 Location: Sussex, England Posts: 2897   
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9th Mar 2020 1:59am |
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| Naks Member Since: 27 Jan 2009 Location: Stellenbosch, ZA Posts: 2669  
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Click image to enlarge too soon?  --
2010 Defender Puma 90 + BAS remap + Alive IC + Slickshift + Ashcroft ATB rear 2015 Range Rover Sport V8 Supercharged
Defender Puma Workshop Manual: https://bit.ly/2zZ1en9 Discovery 4 Workshop Manual: https://bit.ly/2zXrtKO Range Rover/Sport L320/L322/L494 Workshop Manual: https://bit.ly/2zc58JQ |
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9th Mar 2020 8:21am |
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| ssg Member Since: 01 Mar 2018 Location: North East Posts: 65 
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My uncle Eric was sh*t ventrilaquist.
He used to put his fingers up my ar*e and tell me not to say anything? |
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9th Mar 2020 1:05pm |
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| Grenadier Member Since: 23 Jul 2014 Location: The foot of Mont Blanc... Posts: 5889  
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Click image to enlarge Monsieur Le Grenadier I've not been everywhere, but it's on my list..... 2011 Puma 110DC - Corris Grey |
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11th Mar 2020 12:22pm |
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| Laurie Member Since: 22 Feb 2008 Location: Sussex, England Posts: 2897
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Oops! Picture won't post...
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18th Mar 2020 10:07am |
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| ZeDefender Member Since: 15 Sep 2011 Location: Munich Posts: 4731  
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 Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing... |
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19th Mar 2020 7:42am |
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| Adammacky Member Since: 28 Dec 2019 Location: West Midlands Posts: 309
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Wife found a spider in the house yesterday
She said can you take it out don't kill it We went out for a few beers and a bite to eat, nice guy, turns out hes a web designer |
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21st Mar 2020 2:58pm |
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| Spiritbeth Member Since: 24 Mar 2017 Location: Hampshire Posts: 15 
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On the spider theme.....
"We call my grandad Spiderman" "Why?, does he have superpowers?'" "No, he just can't get out of the bath" |
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21st Mar 2020 9:13pm |
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| Grenadier Member Since: 23 Jul 2014 Location: The foot of Mont Blanc... Posts: 5889
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Click image to enlarge Monsieur Le Grenadier I've not been everywhere, but it's on my list..... 2011 Puma 110DC - Corris Grey |
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23rd Mar 2020 5:18pm |
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| discomog Member Since: 09 May 2015 Location: Notts/Lincs Border Posts: 2539 
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Click image to enlarge Defender 90XS SW Mini Countryman Cooper S Morgan Plus 8 |
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23rd Mar 2020 5:41pm |
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| Procta Member Since: 04 Dec 2016 Location: Sunderland Posts: 5294
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https://www.facebook.com/ItsGoneViralOffic...346032527/
 Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back
In the words of my Good Friend, Gary Forrest 1980 -2025 " we will work something out" |
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29th Mar 2020 11:56pm |
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| gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5124  
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Click image to enlarge For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at.. http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1 |
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30th Mar 2020 12:45pm |
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| gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5124
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Click image to enlarge For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at.. http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1 |
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1st Apr 2020 1:02pm |
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| Balvaig Member Since: 19 Feb 2016 Location: Fife Posts: 736  
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I've developed a soft spot for her indoors during lockdown -
It's the quicksands in Morecambe Bay.  |
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2nd Apr 2020 1:24pm |
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