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RFT



Member Since: 13 Nov 2010
Location: Cheshire
Posts: 674

United Kingdom 2010 Defender 130 Puma 2.4 HCPU Zermatt Silver
Spotted in my inbox
This has just arrived in my In box from Shell



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 130 Puma HCPU with an Artica 240LR Demountable Camper
Post #803589 26th Nov 2019 10:15am
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Zed



Member Since: 07 Oct 2017
Location: In the woods
Posts: 3009

United Kingdom 2010 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Santorini Black
What are Shell trying to sell you? From the advert I would guess human trafficking. WARNING.
This post may contain sarcasm.
Post #803607 26th Nov 2019 12:59pm
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Grenadier



Member Since: 23 Jul 2014
Location: The foot of Mont Blanc...
Posts: 5765

France 2011 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 DCPU Corris Grey
Oh come on Zed, can’t be human trafficking for a number of reasons:

1. They’re white
2. They’ve got blankets
3. And fluids
4. And are not in a fridge
5. And the door’s open
6. And they’re similing

And no Defender owner in their right mind would indulge in such horrors.

I think they’re two Defender loving young women just back from ‘accidentally’ happening upon the local dogging car park. Maybe. Whistle Monsieur Le Grenadier

I've not been everywhere, but it's on my list.....

2011 Puma 110DC - Corris Grey
Post #803612 26th Nov 2019 1:11pm
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chalky



Member Since: 09 May 2008
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 483

United Kingdom 2008 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Tonga Green
Looks to me like these 2 have just been rescued after veering off the beaten track whilst updating social media ?

Vegan’s obviously ! Rolling Eyes
Forming some kind allegiance where by neither one posts anything that could compromise the other, obviously found and photographed by Ben Fogel or the other creepy weirdo that insists on flipping between the one show and the Farming Programme ! DEFENDER XS CSW 08 TONGA GREEN
Post #803621 26th Nov 2019 1:36pm
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Martin
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Member Since: 02 Apr 2007
Location: Hook Norton
Posts: 6478

United Kingdom 2015 Defender 90 Puma 2.2 XS CSW Montalcino Red
This is crying out to be memed the hell out of Laughing  1988 90 Td5 NAS soft top
2015 D90 XS SW
Post #803625 26th Nov 2019 2:29pm
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dailysleaze



Member Since: 23 May 2013
Location: United Kingdom
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United Kingdom 
They've broken down because they didn't use Shell oil and their 2.2 oil pump gave up the ghost Laughing
Post #803636 26th Nov 2019 3:51pm
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gilarion



Member Since: 05 Dec 2013
Location: Wales
Posts: 5084

Wales 2007 Defender 90 Other CSW Trident Green
Seen it all before! Off road Escort girls booked by ramblers Whistle For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..

http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1
Post #803642 26th Nov 2019 4:25pm
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AMBxx



Member Since: 24 Jul 2016
Location: York
Posts: 985

United Kingdom 2015 Defender 110 Puma 2.2 XS CSW Orkney Grey
Not keen on this Shell Go+ thing. First, it doesn't tell you how much you get off fuel, just that it's every ten visits, then a look at the privacy policy gives this:
If you are a user of Shell Drive we will collect your recorded journeys, including your vehicle co-ordinates, speed and acceleration, comparing this against other users
Not sure how they collect my vehicle coordinates without tracking everywhere I go whether driving or not.
Definitely one to avoid.
Post #803650 26th Nov 2019 4:56pm
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RFT



Member Since: 13 Nov 2010
Location: Cheshire
Posts: 674

United Kingdom 2010 Defender 130 Puma 2.4 HCPU Zermatt Silver
I'm disappointed in you all.. not one mention of the tyre brand, or the MY of the vehicle, the state of the rear cross member.

have you all lost the plot!!!!! Big Cry 130 Puma HCPU with an Artica 240LR Demountable Camper
Post #803658 26th Nov 2019 5:46pm
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Enid_Puceflange



Member Since: 25 Oct 2014
Location: edinburgh
Posts: 1168

Scotland 2002 Defender 110 Td5 DCPU Baltic Blue
I want a NAS step Thumbs Up My confidence has been writing cheques that my abilities can't cash for years.
Post #803671 26th Nov 2019 6:16pm
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DonH2000



Member Since: 12 Jan 2015
Location: North Kent
Posts: 551

United Kingdom 2009 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Santorini Black
Grenadier wrote:
Oh come on Zed, can’t be human trafficking for a number of reasons:

1. They’re white........

two Defender loving young women just back from ‘accidentally’ happening upon the local dogging car park. Maybe. Whistle


Ha ha ha !!!! Nearly dropped my beer and fell off my chair! Cheers Don.
Post #803675 26th Nov 2019 6:34pm
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22900013A



Member Since: 23 Dec 2010
Location: Oxfordshire
Posts: 3139

United Kingdom 2011 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 USW Keswick Green
First thought that popped into my mind was them sort of cashing in on that new renault clio advert... 2011 110 USW
1973 Series III 1-Ton
1972 Series III 1-Ton Cherrypicker
1969 IIA 1-Ton
1966 IIA 88"
Post #803729 26th Nov 2019 10:40pm
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Sulisuli



Member Since: 30 Oct 2016
Location: South west
Posts: 4789

United Kingdom 2015 Defender 90 Puma 2.2 HT Corris Grey
^ Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter 2015 HT XS 90
2008 SVX 90
2000 XS TD5 90
Post #803730 26th Nov 2019 10:44pm
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JamieL



Member Since: 20 Sep 2015
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RFT wrote:
I'm disappointed in you all.. not one mention of the tyre brand, or the MY of the vehicle, the state of the rear cross member.

have you all lost the plot!!!!! Big Cry


What? I didn't even notice the vehicle... good spot Thumbs Up Laughing
Post #805557 9th Dec 2019 10:57pm
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G4V JW



Member Since: 24 Sep 2018
Location: Northants
Posts: 190

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Looks to me like shell are also in on algorithms and web use analysis, reckon if you owned a Mondeo you’d of had a picture with two dolly’s in a Ford ?? Instagram; @gavin_walding
Post #805586 10th Dec 2019 9:51am
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