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got a text today that made me laugh
Paddy was cleaning his gun in the house one day when he accidentally shot the missus. In a panic he phoned 999 and explained the situation.

" OK sir you must remain as calm as you can. Firstly we need you to ascertain if your wife is actually dead."

"Hang on a minute"..............

BANG ! ..............

"Right! done that. What do I do next?"
Post #58730 12th Feb 2011 10:19pm
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