bpman
Member Since: 21 May 2008
Location: Oslo
Posts: 8069
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. 'Oh my, I am sooo sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. 'Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you.' They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the woman invites him to the theatre, followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap... and stay for breakfast. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed !!! Everything had been incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No, she replies......... 'But you just happened to catch my eye.'
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10th Jan 2011 5:10pm |
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Glynparry25
Member Since: 16 Feb 2009
Location: Miserable Midlands
Posts: 3015
 
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 Love it... just what I needed  .
Glyn |
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10th Jan 2011 5:19pm |
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