 | Home > Off Topic > Joke of the day ... (beat this) |
 
|
|
|
| Lou Sparts Member Since: 15 Apr 2012 Location: Kent Posts: 1501   
|
A Greater Manchester transvestite walked in to a bar, he had a wig n a dress ! 2005 Td5 90 XS
Steve |
||
12th Sep 2014 9:56pm |
|
| g-mack Member Since: 07 Jan 2014 Location: northumberland Posts: 1967
|
someone actually complimented me on my driving today!!!!
they left a little note on the window which said "Parking Fine" which was nice!! My 109 thread my youtube channel |
||
|
12th Sep 2014 10:14pm |
|
| jomara Member Since: 26 Oct 2009 Location: Lanarkshire Posts: 1790  
|
 2014 110 2.2TDCi XS Station wagon
1971 Bowler Tomcat 88 4.2 V8 Auto 2022 110 D250 XS Edition - Gone 2024 110 D250 X-Dynamic HSE |
||
|
13th Sep 2014 6:57am |
|
| Laurie Member Since: 22 Feb 2008 Location: Sussex, England Posts: 2897  
|
|
||
|
23rd Sep 2014 2:38am |
|
| Iggle piggle Member Since: 10 Sep 2014 Location: Wales Posts: 378 
|
Sorry if its been posted before!
Click image to enlarge |
||
|
23rd Sep 2014 12:35pm |
|
| alwoodley72 Member Since: 14 Mar 2010 Location: salisbury, wilts Posts: 729 
|
Alex Salmond visited the Queen just before the referendum, he was quizzing her on what he should call the nation of Scotland when he won..
"How about calling it an Empire" he suggested, "Oh no", replied the Queen, " as this will make you an Emperor, and we can't have that".. Salmond thought for a mo, then quipped" How about a Kingdom?.." Without hesitation the Queen shook her head, " no dear, for that would make you a King..", then, after a moments thought, she looked him up and down and said "I think you should stick with Country..."... |
||
|
23rd Sep 2014 11:58pm |
|
| bpman Member Since: 21 May 2008 Location: Oslo Posts: 8069 
|
What's the difference between the Summer and winter in Wales?
....... The temperature of the rain  |
||
|
16th Oct 2014 9:55pm |
|
| Laurie Member Since: 22 Feb 2008 Location: Sussex, England Posts: 2897
|
Purely medicinal......
Click image to enlarge |
||
|
26th Oct 2014 1:10pm |
|
| ZeDefender Member Since: 15 Sep 2011 Location: Munich Posts: 4731  
|
Aaargh - I keep trying to turn the iPad on its side and it just rotates the page
  Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing... |
||
|
26th Oct 2014 2:30pm |
|
| VeeTee Member Since: 06 Mar 2011 Location: Somewhere Posts: 1512 
|
^^^ use Rotation Lock...
 Cheers, Vincent
1959 Polynorm 1/4 Ton Trailer, Olive Drab Green (sold) 1970 M416 Military Trailer (Camping Trailer Conversion), Epsom Green (sold) 1975 Series III 88 V6, Light Green (sadly sold) 1996 Defender 110 CSW 300 Tdi, Epsom Green (sold) 2000 Freelander 1 TD4 3-drs, Silver (sold) 2006 Freelander 1 TD4 5-drs Facelift Automatic, Tonga Green (sold) MySite |
||
|
26th Oct 2014 2:33pm |
|
| ZeDefender Member Since: 15 Sep 2011 Location: Munich Posts: 4731
|
 Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing... |
||
|
26th Oct 2014 3:46pm |
|
| Venomator Member Since: 25 Aug 2014 Location: Peterborough Posts: 2087
|
But that way you lose the valuable exercise, which is intended...
Rog... 
The GREEN One... MY2016 Urban Truck Build Thread - http://www.defender2.net/forum/topic40548....al[/color] |
||
|
26th Oct 2014 3:50pm |
|
| Lorryman100 Member Since: 01 Oct 2010 Location: Here Posts: 2686 |
In the spirit of Laurie's post to help avoid any future neck issues
Click image to enlarge I hope that's not a Jeep key around her neck :whistle: Admin note: this post has had its images recovered from a money grabbing photo hosting site and reinstated |
||
|
26th Oct 2014 3:53pm |
|
| gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5130  
|
Must remember to buy the wife a T shirt
|
||
|
26th Oct 2014 4:48pm |
|
|
|
| All times are GMT + 1 Hour |
< Previous Topic | Next Topic > |
Posting Rules
|
Site Copyright © 2006-2025 Futuranet Ltd & Martin Lewis
