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| Killer90 Site Sponsor Member Since: 09 Oct 2011 Location: Hertfordshire Posts: 6478   
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More horse jokes
Mary had a little lamb.......Or was it a horse Mary! CSK Automotive www.cskautomotive.co.uk Like us on Facebook - www.facebook.com/csklr Follow us on Instagram - @cskautomotive |
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4th Mar 2013 10:09pm |
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| Killer90 Site Sponsor Member Since: 09 Oct 2011 Location: Hertfordshire Posts: 6478
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And some more Jokes
Three women had to cross a river. One found a genie in a bottle who granted them one wish each. The first woman asked for a boat and rowed across the river. The second asked for super powers to be able to jump across The third asked to be a man and walked over the bridge Second Joke: I bought a Valentine's Day card for everyone at our local Tourette's Society. It's the thought that c * nts. CSK Automotive www.cskautomotive.co.uk Like us on Facebook - www.facebook.com/csklr Follow us on Instagram - @cskautomotive |
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4th Mar 2013 10:22pm |
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| ttuck3r Member Since: 03 Feb 2013 Location: Dunning Scotland Posts: 277  
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Brilliant  |
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4th Mar 2013 11:34pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4812 
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A number of years ago my wife and I were in a big shopping centre. We split up and aranged to meet at the Virgin music store at a certain time. When we met up my wife had an interesting story to tell me.
She said she could'nt find the Virgin music shop so she asked one of the security staff where Virgin was. His reply to the Mrs. was "You'll be hard put to find a "virgin" in this place." He then gave her directions after a hearty laugh. 1982 88" 2.25 diesel 1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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9th Mar 2013 2:25pm |
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| custom90 Member Since: 21 Jan 2010 Location: South West, England. Posts: 20912
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Be quick ITV2 now. "The only way is Essex" watching this will be a valuable insight into the life of an Essex boy. Will also give a good understanding of Killer 90's lifestyle and local "crew"
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10th Mar 2013 11:30pm |
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| GUM97 Member Since: 05 Feb 2012 Location: Cheshire Posts: 3555 
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 An engine to TDi for!
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11th Mar 2013 1:46pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4812
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Short version.
A woman met a really nice, thoughtful Australian man. He confessed to her that he'd never been intimate with a woman as he was brought up to respect women and only to indulge in sexual intercourse once married. This made the man seem even more special in the woman's eyes. So they had a long courtship without indulging in sex. On the wedding night in the bridal suite she told her new husband not to be nervous or to worry as she would soon introduce him to a whole new world of sexual intimacy. Then she went into the bathroom to change into something "more suitable" as she put it. On emerging from the bathroom suitable lingeried up she stood and stared in wonder. There was her new husband standing naked in the middle of the room with all the furniture -bed and all - stacked against the wall. "What's this for?" she asked. "Well" her Australian husband replied,"As I told you before, I have never had sex with a woman, but if it is anything like having sex with a kangaroo, we are going to need all the space we can get" 1982 88" 2.25 diesel 1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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14th Mar 2013 11:33pm |
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| Mountain_man Member Since: 09 Dec 2011 Location: Right side of Offas Dyke Posts: 756 
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I bought my wife a vibrator last month and it's already broken. But hey, that's the risk you take when you buy stuff at a car boot sale.
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16th Mar 2013 11:42pm |
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| Killer90 Site Sponsor Member Since: 09 Oct 2011 Location: Hertfordshire Posts: 6478
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CSK Automotive
www.cskautomotive.co.uk Like us on Facebook - www.facebook.com/csklr Follow us on Instagram - @cskautomotive |
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16th Mar 2013 11:45pm |
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| ttuck3r Member Since: 03 Feb 2013 Location: Dunning Scotland Posts: 277
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A Man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of Civility, and to keep it from getting sunburnt, he had a hat over his privates. A Woman walks past and says snickering, if you were a gentlemen you'd lift your hat He raised an eyebrow and replied, If you weren't so ugly, it would lift itself |
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17th Mar 2013 12:00am |
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| custom90 Member Since: 21 Jan 2010 Location: South West, England. Posts: 20912
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17th Mar 2013 12:02am |
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| GUM97 Member Since: 05 Feb 2012 Location: Cheshire Posts: 3555
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My wife packed my bags today after finding out that I had a one night stand with another woman.
"I want you to go!" she screamed. I said, "Please can we just talk about it first?" "Go on, I'm listening." she replied. I sat down and said, "It was the most amazing experience of my entire life." An engine to TDi for!
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17th Mar 2013 10:04am |
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| custom90 Member Since: 21 Jan 2010 Location: South West, England. Posts: 20912
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Pete you don't even have a wife.
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17th Mar 2013 12:15pm |
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| Glynparry25 Member Since: 16 Feb 2009 Location: Miserable Midlands Posts: 3015 
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Glyn  :sheep:
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17th Mar 2013 1:17pm |
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