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peanutbob

Member Since: 12 Feb 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 280

Things to do after a stiff drink

Well last night, I had the choice of either plucking two pheasants or replacing the belt on a tumble drier. Both of these require a stiff snifter beforehand. So, I went for the latter. I hadn't realised when I purchased the belt on the Internet that this would require the total dismantling of the drier, otherwise the pheasants would have been the choice. It is no wonder that ref the Gorenje WT 881 condenser drier there are no publicised instructions on how to replace the belt, as you have to dismantle the whole apparatus and create a total rebuild from this. So, after two hours I had the machine down to parts and commenced rebuilding. Leaving the power on. As the cable was routed behing the kitchen cabinets which would have involved dismantling the kitchen. Things were looking reasonable when I finally attached the belt to the drum and pulley when the machine slipped downwards and in trying to lift it back up again I received a large shock as my right hand was touching a live red wire on the timer and my left hand was on the metal casing. After my teeth had stopped rattling and I regained use of my limbs, I noticed that the belt was fixed incorrectly to the pulley which meant another dismantling and rebuild. So. I went to bed.
At 0345 hrs this morning I was under the impression that I was having a heart attack, due to a stiff chest pain, on my left hand side. So, I turned over to sleep on the other side as this was better. Then, still alive i went to work, where I was clobbered by a large pole from a curtainsided truck on my head resulting in another select choice of words and a large lump on my head. So, tonight, still having the choice of plucking two pheasants, or replacing the belt...I decid

15th Dec 2009 11:59pm

fekete

Member Since: 24 Dec 2008
Location: Here on the other end of the computer
Posts: 3626

2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 HT Bonatti Grey

hell Bob!!!
Just buy a new drier.......problem solved!!
You'd soon buy some new Lanny bits without a second thought....sort it!!
Are the pheasants plucked yet? lol NEVER TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY. NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE ANYWAY

16th Dec 2009 12:06am

K9F

Member Since: 12 Nov 2009
Location: Bournemouth
Posts: 9610

2008 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Stornoway Grey

Blow torch the feathers off whilst doing the belt at the same time. Let me know what time i'll pop round and record it. We could potentially make a mint from the well known 'let's feed off everybody's misfortune' television programmes! What could possibly go wrong?????

If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!

Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!!

16th Dec 2009 8:57am

jamesbond007

Member Since: 28 Oct 2009
Location: Central Algarve - Portugal
Posts: 172

2009 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 XS DCPU Rimini Red

Re: Things to do after a stiff drink

peanutbob wrote:
At 0345 hrs this morning I was under the impression that I was having a heart attack, due to a stiff chest pain, on my left hand side. So, I turned over to sleep on the other side as this was better.

I think it is a good idea to remain calm when one has a heart attack. Calling 112 is a good idea also.

Boldly going nowhere

Discovery 3 after a Defender 110 Crew Cab TD4 and a 1964 SIIA 88 Regular.

Last edited by jamesbond007 on 16th Dec 2009 11:09am. Edited 1 time in total

16th Dec 2009 9:11am

ken

Member Since: 18 Aug 2009
Location: Banging Birds with my bitches !!
Posts: 4328

Plucking

Lie them on there back wings out stand on wings grab legs pull towards head hey presto two breasts chuck the rest away

Wash stuff with figs wrapp in bacon pan fry hey presto

16th Dec 2009 9:56am

Cibit

Member Since: 26 Oct 2009
Location: Northumberland
Posts: 424

2010 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 USW Santorini Black

Went to a great event run by CLA with guest chefs cooking game for us.
Pheasant breasts seared to seal them and chopped over a bed of finely sliced courgette and parsnip, blood oozing and mixing with the redcurrant sauce.

Even better than that was the rabbit casserole with chocolate and stale bread dumplings

But Ken you probably need to cut back on alcohol and rich food if it gives you indigestion

59 2.4 110 XS Utility
55 TD5 110 CSW Special Vehicle

16th Dec 2009 11:57am

ken

Member Since: 18 Aug 2009
Location: Banging Birds with my bitches !!
Posts: 4328

Get yourself on a Bison Bushmans Countrymans cause fanstastic weekend

16th Dec 2009 12:08pm

willy eckerslike

Member Since: 15 Jun 2009
Location: North yorks
Posts: 1789

2007 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 HCPU Keswick Green

We'll have to get some organised for the next summer, I'm sure people on here would enjoy it

Original Member Pie n Pea Club.
110 HCPU Tipper

16th Dec 2009 12:10pm

peanutbob

Member Since: 12 Feb 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 280

fekete wrote:
hell Bob!!!
Just buy a new drier.......problem solved!!
You'd soon buy some new Lanny bits without a second thought....sort it!!
Are the pheasants plucked yet? lol

You are right and I am wrong. All is kapputt now.

You can now create a phrase from the following words as in Word Association Football:

Attack New Sale
Kitchen Heart Curry
January Pheasant Well

And Truly
Overdraft Plucked If
Suggest Garters Guts
You Drawn

Sorted Court See
No Again Double
Take Do Get
Will Penny

Shock To decide
Utter Never Get
Pay Slender you
Sweet Can Your
Adams I Fanny

17th Dec 2009 10:59pm

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