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| NoDo$h Member Since: 18 Aug 2007 Location: Buried in deer guts in Dorset Posts: 972  
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I enquired of Mrs Do$h earlier; "pray tell, darling wife, for it is our tenth anniversary next year and I desireth to know what it is that your heart yearns for"
"dearest husband" replies the radiant one. "More than anything in the world I fancieth an expedition rack and, verily, a snorkel for the chariot" "Top notch!" replies I. "I knew I didn't just marry you for your ample norks. I shall make speedy enquiries and...... ferk me!" How much are LR Expo racks? 
I mean seriously, are they made of woven virgin pubes or something? For the same money we can go to Prague and see Roger Waters perform the wall AND still have change for a half dozen eastern european pros and a packet of latex gloves  
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4th Dec 2012 10:30pm |
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| Andy Jeff Member Since: 11 Nov 2012 Location: Suffolk, UK. Posts: 143  
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4th Dec 2012 10:53pm |
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| NoDo$h Member Since: 18 Aug 2007 Location: Buried in deer guts in Dorset Posts: 972
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Safety
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4th Dec 2012 11:03pm |
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| GREENI Member Since: 22 Aug 2010 Location: staffs Posts: 10361
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Just how ample are they?
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4th Dec 2012 11:04pm |
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| willy eckerslike Member Since: 15 Jun 2009 Location: North yorks Posts: 1789 
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Well greeni Nodo£h has developed the ability to breathe through his ears Original Member Pie n Pea Club.
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5th Dec 2012 2:56am |
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| NoDo$h Member Since: 18 Aug 2007 Location: Buried in deer guts in Dorset Posts: 972
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And still I risk suffocation
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5th Dec 2012 9:33am |
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| BigRuss Member Since: 15 May 2010 Location: Norfolk Posts: 2785 
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was it the bit about latex gloves that did it for you Russell
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5th Dec 2012 10:01am |
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