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pom

Member Since: 01 Jun 2010
Location: Worcester
Posts: 1343

It gets worse: Spray on Snow chains!

For Jimmy drivers maybe ?

Pom

16th Dec 2011 4:26pm

K9F

Member Since: 12 Nov 2009
Location: Bournemouth
Posts: 9610

2008 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Stornoway Grey

You have got to be bl00dy joking????

If anyone actually falls for that please send them my way! I've perfected a spray based on H20 that when sprayed liberally over the vehicle will enhance the natural shine and perfect paintwork finish of any Defender. It gives the vehicle a 'wet look' believe it or not it actually works!

If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!

Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!!

16th Dec 2011 4:35pm

mermoto

Member Since: 21 Sep 2011
Location: Essex
Posts: 326

Hmmm - I love the smell of Napalm in the morning

Also makes great paint stripper too

16th Dec 2011 5:41pm

ibexman

Member Since: 13 Dec 2008
Location: kent
Posts: 2877

BMW X5/6 drivers

16th Dec 2011 6:43pm

ZeDefender

Member Since: 15 Sep 2011
Location: Munich
Posts: 4731

2011 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 SW Baltic Blue

I know it seems ridiculous but if it temporarily coats the (otherwise) hard rubber Summer tyres with some soft rubber/gluey compound (more like Winters) it might get you a few metres off the ice, or?
...expecting ridicule...

Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...

16th Dec 2011 8:06pm

daviec1

Member Since: 30 Nov 2010
Location: Ayrshire
Posts: 246

Love the pay off line at the end:

"The product increases the grip of the tyre on very cold surfaces in particular way on ice and on very dry snow, a good operation is not guaranteed on surfaces with wet snow! "

WTF do they think snow & ice is made of???

IT'S WATER FOR

SAKE!!!

There is no such thing as dry snow.

Jeez - they'll be selling chocolate frying pans soon. 2001 TD5 110 DCPU in Bonatti Grey

17th Dec 2011 12:18am

leeds

Member Since: 28 Dec 2009
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 8578

daviec1 wrote:

There is no such thing as dry snow

soon.

But there is such a thing as DRY ICE!

oK, will get my hat and coat now!

Brendan

17th Dec 2011 12:27am

pom

Member Since: 01 Jun 2010
Location: Worcester
Posts: 1343

leeds wrote:
daviec1 wrote:

There is no such thing as dry snow

soon.

But there is such a thing as DRY ICE!

oK, will get my hat and coat now!

Brendan

Dry ice is not water or H20 rather its the solid form of CO2.

Pom

17th Dec 2011 2:09pm

ZeDefender

Member Since: 15 Sep 2011
Location: Munich
Posts: 4731

Only liquids are wet.
Strictly speaking, ice and snow are solid forms of Dihydrogen oxide (H2O) which we call "water" in its liquid form.
When they are not melting ice and snow are not wet.
See where I'm going with this?
(probably to get the

taken out of me

) Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...

17th Dec 2011 2:17pm

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