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ZeDefender



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Used to drive me mad too until I realised at least on some sites you can get it read out to you Rolling Eyes Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
Post #364160 13th Oct 2014 3:40pm
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gilarion



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Some captchas take the p*ss






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ZeDefender



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How about "What is my mother's maiden name"... Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
Post #364169 13th Oct 2014 4:16pm
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gilarion



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Was it the same as your granddads name on your mothers side Wink


I always liked the sign in pub's which read, 'we only give credit to people aged ninety and over and even then only if they are accompanied by their granddad'
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Laurie



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ZeDefender wrote:
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How about "What is my mother's maiden name"...

Great for single parent families Rolling Eyes 
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JWL



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Simple for some as it is definitely the same as their surname. Says everything.
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alwoodley72



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^^^ that's nice... Not Confused
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NickEJ



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My rant for the day!
What is it with people who can't or won't sit in the seat they've been allotted to on an aircraft?

It happened to me once again last week. Having made sure I checked-in on-line 24 hours before flying, to specifically select the seat I wanted, I arrived at my designated spot only to find someone else sitting there. He then looks at me as if to say "Can't you go and sit somewhere else, I like this seat". He soon realised that I wasn't going to let up whereupon he relented and moved to his seat which, as usual, was a middle row seat because he hadn't the brains or ability to check-in early and pick a better one!

Rant over
Post #364898 16th Oct 2014 11:47am
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gilarion



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Its the ones who use the recliner function that gets me, especially those who decide to recline when you are tring to eat your meal
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JWL



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I've just been watching the BBC Breakfast programme and I'm wondering when females that have acting jobs are called 'actors'. When did that happen? When I went to school actors were men and women were called actresses.
Another thing that annoys me is the constant use of describing an act that happens more than once as 'two time's, it's twice!
Damned Americanisms.
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Laurie



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....and what exactly does 'I would have thought' mean? 
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gilarion



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At the end of the day. the phrase drives me mad
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"At the end of the day yeah, when all is said and dun right, some people just don't talk proper and its whats wrong wiv this country innit?"

Overheard in a shopping centre.

Just, arughhh!!!!
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Laurie



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...and why has the word 'yes' been totally replaced by 'absolutely'? Grrrrrrr!!! 
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.....and why instead of using the word "specific", do so many people now use the word "pacific", who the hell teaches these people ! Shocked
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