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ARC99



Member Since: 19 Feb 2013
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United Kingdom 2008 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 USW Cairns Blue
I always though the 'Shabby Chic' referred to furniture not the state of your clothes. Don't make old people mad.
We don't like being old in the first place,
so it doesn't take much to Censored us off.

Richard
Post #358464 17th Sep 2014 4:44pm
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Macpaul



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United Kingdom 2013 Defender 110 Puma 2.2 USW Loire Blue
newhue wrote:
yes funny old world, it happens down here as well. The government and the punters wished it didn't but it does.
If humans we not so emotional we could chuck them on the heap and suggest if they are not interested in helping themselves, we are not interested in you. But what to do with a 5yo brat destined for crime to survive, let alone his 4 siblings, mother and father. I know Medical research springs to mind? Maybe just out into a field and pop them, be more useful as fertaliser.

My wife is a mid wife, they had a 22Yo in for her second last week. Staff found the 22Yo's mum trying to shoot her up with heroine before the delivery so she could cope. Honestly, what is going on in their heads. The whole family is Censored , and destined to be Censored . And as usual no father to be seen anywhere. Old enough to root, have an addiction, ruin kids lives, perhaps old enough to expire or leave the kids fend for themselves while mum passes out for a day or two. More fertiliser.


It's really quite simple.

Contraceptives in the drinking water - like fluoride.

That way, only the people who can afford bottled water can have children.

A sound policy for a happier Britain. 2003 Td5 110 Hardtop
Now a 2013 110 USW too.
Post #358481 17th Sep 2014 5:49pm
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redhandluke



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Do they drink water? Better add it to Buckfast and cider Laughing
Post #358486 17th Sep 2014 6:04pm
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custom90



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Stella Artois. Whistle
Post #358512 17th Sep 2014 7:46pm
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shaggydog



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Quote:
I always though the 'Shabby Chic' referred to furniture not the state of your clothes.


Well, we saw you coming sir....



Every time i hear someone say shabby chic I think of this sketch. And then I add a fifty to what I'm asking Razz
Post #358523 17th Sep 2014 8:18pm
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AndyS



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£46 for an indicator flasher relay. FFS. Evil or Very Mad
Post #362319 5th Oct 2014 3:11pm
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munch90



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where did you pay 46 quid for a flasher unit ? what was it for?
Post #362320 5th Oct 2014 3:17pm
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AndyS



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From Land Rover for a 110 Defender. MOT this week so I didn't have time to shop around. Dammit. Big Cry
Post #362326 5th Oct 2014 3:47pm
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munch90



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that is a RIP OFF and only proves what I have always said why bother with genuine parts unless no one else makes them

sorry but there the same flasher unit on lots of different cars you could have got a universial one from any motorfactors for maybe £5 or less could have used a 3 pin one just for mot there even cheaper ( sorry not really helping im I )
Post #362328 5th Oct 2014 3:58pm
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ZeDefender



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... well I wouldn't recommend you as a bereavement counselor Whistle Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
Post #362331 5th Oct 2014 4:00pm
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munch90



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don't worry we have all been caught at some time , live and learn as they say
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gilarion



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AndyS wrote:
£46 for an indicator flasher relay. FFS. Evil or Very Mad



We have to remember that Land Rover take delivery of the relay from the supplier, then take it out of a box of hundreds, then carefully put it in either a nice little printed box or bag, then seal it, then print out a little label to stick on the box or bag, then log it into logistics, finally placing the relay very carefully on a shelf.

Then when the order comes in for one carefully take it off the shelf again, place a destination code on it, then again log into logistics, then send it to the delivery dept. who carefully carry it to a waiting van who drives very steadily to the dealership, where the driver carefully carries it from his van and waits for half an hour while someone signs for it.

The package then has to be logged into the dealerships parts list, then again carefully placed onto a shelf in the parts dept.

Then when someone wants one it has to be found, usually a half hour job as the part is never where it should be, then an invoice for stock rotation has to be generated, before with a smile handing it over to the customer. Now all that for £46.00 a bargain if you ask me. Whistle
Post #362337 5th Oct 2014 4:12pm
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gilarion



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Flaming jumbled up letter codes that you have to type in on websites to prove you are human, I ask you! Just spent ten minutes trying to download a PDF file that I had to type in one of those dam codes, every time I unscrambled the letters it said not right please try again, and I swear that each new code was more illegible than the last….. Evil or Very Mad
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munch90



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maybe you need to go to specsavers Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

no insult intended
Post #364113 13th Oct 2014 12:55pm
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gilarion



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Probably, that or a course from Bletchley Park, the old Uk code breaking centre.
Post #364114 13th Oct 2014 12:59pm
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