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| Procta Member Since: 04 Dec 2016 Location: Sunderland Posts: 4937  
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 that reminds me of the boyracers having turbo badges on 1.1 sheds Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back
Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it! |
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20th Apr 2020 10:49pm |
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| Arkaig Member Since: 01 Feb 2020 Location: Highland Posts: 41 
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A wee gotcha for your dearest wee ones!
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21st Apr 2020 8:53pm |
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| Procta Member Since: 04 Dec 2016 Location: Sunderland Posts: 4937
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My form tutor said i would benefit from going into 6th form if the school had one, I was like hell will i! I want to be finished and get into work.
So i would crack up if that happened to me with the weekend lessons! Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back
Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it! |
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21st Apr 2020 9:01pm |
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| Arkaig Member Since: 01 Feb 2020 Location: Highland Posts: 41
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24th Apr 2020 10:25pm |
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| Badger110 Member Since: 06 Feb 2018 Location: South hams Posts: 1025 
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I'll leave this one here...
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25th Apr 2020 12:05am |
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| Wild Card 90 Member Since: 03 Dec 2014 Location: Gerlingen Posts: 1060  
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Brilliant! Thanks for sharing
  1998 Tdi 90 SW,
2008 Td4 90 SW, 2012 2.2 90 SW, 2" raised Trailmaster/Terrafirma Heavy Track Raids, 255 MT´s, Recaro CS´s, anorak, wellingtons |
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25th Apr 2020 7:17am |
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| gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5084  
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New Drink 'Trump on the Rocks'
Click image to enlarge For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at.. http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1 |
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25th Apr 2020 11:03am |
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| Arkaig Member Since: 01 Feb 2020 Location: Highland Posts: 41
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25th Apr 2020 7:04pm |
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| keith Member Since: 15 Aug 2012 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 2158
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How many more times ! 2 metres you TIT. |
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27th Apr 2020 9:55pm |
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| Arkaig Member Since: 01 Feb 2020 Location: Highland Posts: 41
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5th May 2020 6:30pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4479 
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Someone asked me if the Puma had airbags.
"Only when the wife is driving" I replied. 1982 88" 2.25 diesel 1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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5th May 2020 6:58pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4479
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Hindsight is a great thing.
Some of the girls I went out with, would have looked better wearing a facemask.  1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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5th May 2020 7:19pm |
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| gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5084
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For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at.. http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1 |
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8th May 2020 2:20pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4479
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A mother and child were heading to pay for the food in the supermarket. Owing to the C19 emergency there was an "X" marked on the floor to stand on while waiting. The child would not let the mother stand on the "X".
"Why not? " she asked. "Ever seen a Road Runner cartoon?" came the reply. …………………………………………………………………………………….. A bloke was caught stealing a combine harvester. He fell into it while trying to steal it. He is to be bailed next week...... 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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