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| Cragster69 Member Since: 15 Jun 2021 Location: Scotland Posts: 165   
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 Click image to enlarge Craig. “Don't believe everything you read on the internet.” ― Abraham Lincoln www.scotgrc.co.uk |
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21st Feb 2023 6:37pm |
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| Cragster69 Member Since: 15 Jun 2021 Location: Scotland Posts: 165
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Click image to enlarge Craig. “Don't believe everything you read on the internet.” ― Abraham Lincoln www.scotgrc.co.uk |
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21st Feb 2023 6:38pm |
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| Evil Elsie Member Since: 25 Feb 2023 Location: Cumbria Posts: 151  
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I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I had to stop masturbating.
I asked him why and he replied "because I'm trying to examine you..." 😀 2002 Land Rover 110 Td5 Utility 1990 Suzuki GSXR 1100L 1980 Yamaha RD 350LC 1976 Yamaha RD 400C |
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27th Feb 2023 3:51pm |
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| Mother superior Member Since: 05 Aug 2013 Location: Surrey Posts: 494
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There has been a lot of speculation and stories about which superpower I want so I'm going on record and saying I want to be invisible.
Just to be clear... Oh woe, oh woe My crusty old landrover, It will not go. |
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27th Feb 2023 4:41pm |
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| Cragster69 Member Since: 15 Jun 2021 Location: Scotland Posts: 165
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Click image to enlarge Craig. “Don't believe everything you read on the internet.” ― Abraham Lincoln www.scotgrc.co.uk |
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27th Feb 2023 5:19pm |
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| Muddybigdog Member Since: 11 Apr 2014 Location: Suffolk Posts: 991 
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My friend had a bad accident a couple of months ago.
He cut off both his ears. They rushed him into the hospital and the surgeon came to see him. He said because of all the cutbacks we are running short of spare parts. All we have left is a dog's left ear and a pig's right ear. If you grow your hair long no one will notice. So he said go ahead then. After the operation, the surgeon came around to see him and asked how his hearing was. He said with the left ear I can hear people talking a mile away, but in the right ear there is a bit of crackling in that. Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200 Puma 90 XS - Sold D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold) Freelander 2 HSE - Sold Freelander 1 - Sold Disco 2 - Sold |
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2nd Mar 2023 10:15pm |
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| Cragster69 Member Since: 15 Jun 2021 Location: Scotland Posts: 165
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Craig. “Don't believe everything you read on the internet.” ― Abraham Lincoln www.scotgrc.co.uk |
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13th Mar 2023 11:26am |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4469 
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1982 88" 2.25 diesel 1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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13th Mar 2023 11:47am |
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| Muddybigdog Member Since: 11 Apr 2014 Location: Suffolk Posts: 991
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Click image to enlarge Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200 Puma 90 XS - Sold D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold) Freelander 2 HSE - Sold Freelander 1 - Sold Disco 2 - Sold |
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2nd Apr 2023 4:00pm |
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| Cragster69 Member Since: 15 Jun 2021 Location: Scotland Posts: 165
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Click image to enlarge Craig. “Don't believe everything you read on the internet.” ― Abraham Lincoln www.scotgrc.co.uk |
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2nd Apr 2023 11:33pm |
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| Muddybigdog Member Since: 11 Apr 2014 Location: Suffolk Posts: 991
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“Only the other morning, Michael’s wife Shakira said she heard a scream from downstairs. It was Michael shouting, ‘Shakira look, there’s a parcel, my Olympic condoms have come.’
“He said, ‘I’m going to wear the gold ones tonight’, and she said, ‘Why not wear the silver and come fecking second for a change’.” Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200 Puma 90 XS - Sold D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold) Freelander 2 HSE - Sold Freelander 1 - Sold Disco 2 - Sold |
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19th Apr 2023 4:33pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4469
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When you reach a certain age, just competing let alone finishing is an achievement.... 1982 88" 2.25 diesel 1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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19th Apr 2023 7:01pm |
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| ak615 Member Since: 22 Aug 2018 Location: essex Posts: 174 |
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21st Apr 2023 9:16am |
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| Cragster69 Member Since: 15 Jun 2021 Location: Scotland Posts: 165
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Click image to enlarge Click image to enlarge Craig. “Don't believe everything you read on the internet.” ― Abraham Lincoln www.scotgrc.co.uk |
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21st Apr 2023 10:06am |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4469
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Click image to enlarge And I still do not have a mobile phone...  1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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