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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4476  
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I don't have a mobile phone, the Mrs does the finances and I don't look like Brad Pitt. What are my chances? 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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24th Nov 2022 11:03pm |
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all chance...
| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4476
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What about "There's always hope" attitude? 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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24th Nov 2022 11:12pm |
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| markb110 Member Since: 22 May 2010 Location: Guildford Posts: 2520  
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I'm married Spud....that went years ago when i discovered at the wedding she didn't have a sister..
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24th Nov 2022 11:18pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4476
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You see I recently got new glasses... 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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24th Nov 2022 11:20pm |
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| MichaelE Member Since: 18 Jan 2020 Location: Crawley West Sussex Posts: 155
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In my studies of people over the years I have come across so many who have left me stunned when it has come to light that they have a partner or whatever. Even more so with some when I have seen the partner and that they are actually quite reasonable looking.
So, regardless of what you look like or your circumstances, I do believe that you are in with a reasonable chance. Meanwhile, does Mrs Spud have a phone number that you can pass on to me? |
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25th Nov 2022 5:17am |
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| LR Nuts Member Since: 10 Aug 2022 Location: UK Posts: 823 
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...... and do you ask the 'new partner' to wear them  |
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25th Nov 2022 11:08am |
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| Farmerben Member Since: 16 Jan 2017 Location: Herefordshire Posts: 604  
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I imagine if Mrs Spud ever stumbled across your posts on the forum you might find yourself unable to conduct an affair....
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25th Nov 2022 11:58am |
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| Leamreject Member Since: 19 Dec 2020 Location: Middle Earth - Leamington Spa Posts: 954  
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Get a dog!
The more you walk and feed them the more they love you  Ride like you stole it!!
If I’m not on a bike it’s because only a 4x4 will do… 2011 2.4 Puma 90 HT |
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25th Nov 2022 12:15pm |
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| jimmyvonk Member Since: 31 Aug 2017 Location: Melton Constable, Norfolk Posts: 34 
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Busted knuckles and the smell of used EP90 is rarely an aphrodisiac but I wish you luck.
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25th Nov 2022 1:23pm |
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| jim4244 Member Since: 13 Apr 2014 Location: Bedfordshire Posts: 624 
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Do it! What could possibly go wrong! ……..🤔
Jim |
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25th Nov 2022 2:24pm |
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| gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5084  
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Become a Gigolo. That way your needs and finances are all sorted. For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..
http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1 |
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25th Nov 2022 2:57pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4476
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Well, I had a trial run with the Mrs last night. Those advert breaks on the television last a long time. On when I "started" and the advert break was still on when I "finished"
 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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25th Nov 2022 3:36pm |
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| markb110 Member Since: 22 May 2010 Location: Guildford Posts: 2520
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Less painful that way Spud. Just like pulling a plaster off your leg, hairs an all…….
Just try again in twelve months, hopefully she would have forgotten what you where doing with the hoover whilst she was making a cup of tea during that advert……. |
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25th Nov 2022 5:35pm |
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