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spudfan



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Damn cat
So you buy a new mattress,
You leave it propped up outside against the picnic bench to air out after being in storage.
You look out the kitchen window and see the local tom cat walking across the yard stopping to mark his territory...on your new mattress. 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
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hank



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Oh dear. When I left Saudi I sold the contents of my apartment and left them in the parking area for collection later that day.
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Leamreject



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Re: Damn cat
spudfan wrote:
So you buy a new mattress,
You leave it propped up outside against the picnic bench to air out after being in storage.
You look out the kitchen window and see the local tom cat walking across the yard stopping to mark his territory...on your new mattress.


The cat was saying who left this bl**dy mattress here… Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Ride like you stole it!!
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Procta



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Re: Damn cat
spudfan wrote:
So you buy a new mattress,
You leave it propped up outside against the picnic bench to air out after being in storage.
You look out the kitchen window and see the local tom cat walking across the yard stopping to mark his territory...on your new mattress.


Laughing Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

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Procta



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you think that's something, Years ago, i was the 1st one down at 5am, had to start work for 6, anyway my late Ginger pal used to leave me the remains of a jalfrezi on the carpet, so i had to clean that up, sort my breakfast and just about to sit down, once the smell had died away from having the two animals in, , only to clock, in the corner a job lot. Big Cry So another cleaning job, and trying not to vomit at the same time. When i came in from work later on that day, there was the ginger sod, sparked right out in a ball, on my bed, as though nothing had happened. Shocked Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

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Post #918810 26th Aug 2021 5:06pm
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Darcy Fairfax



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lohr500



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Not a mattress, but one of my prized pair of Wharefdale Dovedale vintage hi-fi speakers Big Cry Big Cry

My dad's auntie brought her one eyed Pekinese dog round to my house many years ago.(It lost an eye in a fight with a cat). After a few minutes it proceeded to cock it's leg up and p**s all over the front of the speaker. Fortunately, being a short little rat of a dog, it only wet the grille and nothing reached the bass speaker cone. It was very lucky not to lose the other eye!
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spudfan



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Adds a new dimension to Handel's "Water music".... Whistle 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter spudfan. At least there was no "smoke on the water"
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