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spudfan



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A strange thing happened in the car park yesterday.
Yesterday my wife had to go to the dentist. I opted to stay in the Defender which I had parked in a public car park. During my wait a Mercedes arrived with an elderly couple in it and was parked very badly beside me. The woman got out and exited the car park. Then the driver got out. He was elderly, very well dressed and smoking a pipe. He approached the Defender so I put the window down. I thought he was going to ask me to park the Merc correctly.He informed that he was going to pee behind my Land Rover as at his age it was a frequent occurance. So he disappeared behind the Defender and emerged little while later adjusting his fly and headed out of the car park. 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
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I'm not going to lie, I'd probably have driven off Laughing

That reminds me of a story my dad told me. He had been in a stationery traffic jam (in Germany) for ages. About 4 hours in and getting dark a person buckled and needed a wee. Instead of going behind the trees at the side of the road they decided to go in front of their car and behind my dad's. As it was getting dark then nobody would notice.

In a rather risky but simultaneously hilarious move, my dad waited for the for the victim to be in full flow before slipping his car into reverse and switching on the ignition Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter 2002 90 Td5 Station Wagon
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Re: A strange thing happened in the car park yesterday.
spudfan wrote:
Yesterday my wife had to go to the dentist. I opted to stay in the Defender which I had parked in a public car park. During my wait a Mercedes arrived with an elderly couple in it and was parked very badly beside me. The woman got out and exited the car park. Then the driver got out. He was elderly, very well dressed and smoking a pipe. He approached the Defender so I put the window down. I thought he was going to ask me to park the Merc correctly.He informed that he was going to pee behind my Land Rover as at his age it was a frequent occurance. So he disappeared behind the Defender and emerged little while later adjusting his fly and headed out of the car park.


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grafty99 wrote:
I'm not going to lie, I'd probably have driven off Laughing

That reminds me of a story my dad told me. He had been in a stationery traffic jam (in Germany) for ages. About 4 hours in and getting dark a person buckled and needed a wee. Instead of going behind the trees at the side of the road they decided to go in front of their car and behind my dad's. As it was getting dark then nobody would notice.

In a rather risky but simultaneously hilarious move, my dad waited for the for the victim to be in full flow before slipping his car into reverse and switching on the ignition Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

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