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| Swine&Small Member Since: 20 Mar 2017 Location: Norfolk Posts: 1223  
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OK OK £50 and a bag of Cheese Wotsits ????
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13th Oct 2017 8:35pm |
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| Procta Member Since: 04 Dec 2016 Location: Sunderland Posts: 5300
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£100 quid and two bags of cheese wotsits
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14th Oct 2017 1:26pm |
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| gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5126  
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No cheesy wotsits I am afraid instead
A taped copy of a rant by JLR’s Gerry McGovern taped in his local pub, rant on the lines of F**K the new Defender! The loan of a leprechaun for the day The original mould of the orthodontist impression of Janet Street-Porters front teeth Two stars from a MacDonald’s workers badge A first edition book of my wisdom and how to improve your IQ by Joey Essex A picture of Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher stood outside No 10 in a skimpy bikini An hour glass minus the hole where the sand runs through For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at.. http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1 |
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14th Oct 2017 4:29pm |
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| Procta Member Since: 04 Dec 2016 Location: Sunderland Posts: 5300
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ok,
one giant man trap bated with packet of cheese and onion crisps one photo of the four fathers from kent tin of burbery paint one dandy long legs with low fight miles foxes biscuit rapper, that has a picture of a ginger biscuit on it this icon 
one email and folder a device one frozen pizza Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back In the words of my Good Friend, Gary Forrest 1980 -2025 " we will work something out" |
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15th Oct 2017 12:56pm |
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| Jimb1978 Member Since: 05 Sep 2012 Location: Huddersfield Posts: 808  
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It looks like WBAC.com are considering raising the bar. I certainly won’t be accepting any of the generous offers until WBAC put their money where their mouth is
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23rd Nov 2017 10:26pm |
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| Procta Member Since: 04 Dec 2016 Location: Sunderland Posts: 5300
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Jim wasn't my offer not any good for you
 The photo of the four fathers from kent is worth its weight in gold. Also Sheep icon very, very rare too.
The daddy long legs was sold on sadly to gilarion, for £82. Shame really as the rest is very rare. Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back
In the words of my Good Friend, Gary Forrest 1980 -2025 " we will work something out" |
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24th Nov 2017 4:48pm |
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| gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5126
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Just a heads up on Procta’s offers. The daddy Long legs I bought off him was not what it seemed, for on closer inspection it turned out to be a flying Ant on which Procta had stuck six pieces of black cotton to its legs to make it look like a daddy long legs.
Just to temp you as it’s near to Christmas I will increase my bid by a bag of turkey giblets and one very funny joke from a cracker and a cassette recording of a Father Christmas saying ho ho ho For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at.. http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1 |
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24th Nov 2017 5:48pm |
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| Procta Member Since: 04 Dec 2016 Location: Sunderland Posts: 5300
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well that picture of Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher stood outside No 10 in a skimpy bikini that gilarion was offering. Is him in the skimpy bikini with a thatcher wig.
 He tried to offer me it in part ex for my Daddy long legs.
So id watch his bag of " turkey giblets"
My bid just cause its my birthday, One slice of birthday cake, two candles three open envelopes Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back In the words of my Good Friend, Gary Forrest 1980 -2025 " we will work something out" |
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24th Nov 2017 7:28pm |
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| legin Member Since: 22 Jul 2017 Location: Chelmsford Essex Posts: 1004 
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Thought you had to be on the for sale and wanted forum to put deals together ! And remember a daddy long legs even if his legs are short could incur some sort of farm tax if bred for the sole purpose of profit
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24th Nov 2017 7:56pm |
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| gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5126
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OK I admit it, it was me!
Though I also have to admit, I was paid by Margaret to do it, little knowing that later that day a myopic excited Dennis Thatcher would chase me around number ten wanting as he put it a bit of a feel and to show him my white bits. May I also point out that the picture of Procta's Four Feathers from Kent is an image that has been floating around for a while now of the Dirty Duck Tavern with a few feathers stuck on it from Procta's duvet. So I am increasing my Christmas bid... With a yuletide ten from Len signed certificate A Korean subtitled version of it’s a Wonderful Life A certificated genuine fossilised dropping from Rudolf the reindeer And a laid down bottle of Chinese Advocaat slightly green in colour For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at.. http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1 |
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24th Nov 2017 8:05pm |
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| Procta Member Since: 04 Dec 2016 Location: Sunderland Posts: 5300
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That's rich coming from you legin! you sold the daddy long legs to me! for £10 so that you could invest in pork scratchings stock, Not my fault if I made a profit on it Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back
In the words of my Good Friend, Gary Forrest 1980 -2025 " we will work something out" |
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24th Nov 2017 8:20pm |
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| Procta Member Since: 04 Dec 2016 Location: Sunderland Posts: 5300
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don't go telling everyone about the photo from kent! legin has been PMing me about that, and we are close to striking a deal. Ok my bid, this sundays news paper owned by some fella called terry, the worlds smallest air violin 5ltres of diesel, brewed from the juices of horse manure, cannot get anymore organic than that. Has a sort of a fruity smell
one tin of sweet corn, that's been digested, ( twice) very rare that is mind! the diesel is worth it just for the smell Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back
In the words of my Good Friend, Gary Forrest 1980 -2025 " we will work something out" |
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24th Nov 2017 8:35pm |
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