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JellyBean

Member Since: 02 Mar 2015
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 142

If it makes me attractive to women, I'll moisturise ........

29th Mar 2017 10:03pm

Cupboard

Member Since: 21 Mar 2014
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 2971

2011 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 HT Corris Grey

I sometimes moisturise hands and elbows, if I don't they crack and hurt. I have had my hands just spontaneously start bleeding they've been so dry.

31st Mar 2017 8:43am

Daisy90

Member Since: 01 Feb 2015
Location: Hampshire
Posts: 845

Yep, mostly in the winter , as I spend a fair bit of time outside, and get a bit dry n crusty ( good selling point, I must add that to my online dating spec about me

)

There's a place in town (Basingstoke) and I'm sure many others that offers all kinds of "pampers" for men,
They do a full head makeover ?! Which involves a haircut, shave / beard trim , ears and nose hair addressed, hot towels on ya bonce and a bit of something to make you smell irresistible ( apparently) lad all this for only £25

Bearing in mind that I'm. Bald and a small beard and of course already irresistible

I haven't tried them out , but they never seem empty the time I go past,
I guess there's a lot of hairy, beardy, men with copious amount of nasal and ear hair in Basingstoke ?

Yep I think I'm right with a little reflection

31st Mar 2017 10:44am

Happyoldgit

Member Since: 14 Sep 2007
Location: Norfolk
Posts: 3471

2015 Defender 110 Puma 2.2 USW Corris Grey

For cracked and bleeding fingers you can't beat a bit of udder cream rubbed in the hands in winter, the wife loves it too

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31st Mar 2017 11:08am

BigRuss

Member Since: 15 May 2010
Location: Norfolk
Posts: 2785

2010 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 USW Santorini Black

I can't say it's the first place I head to when going into town daisy!

But I have noticed there is a change I how men groom themselves! I've started venturing back out into the North Sea west of Shetland in the last 8 month and can't believe the amount of people that get up and get dulled up for the day to spend 12 hours on the tools wearing a hard hat and overalls! Russell
2011MY 110 XS USW Black

31st Mar 2017 11:12am

Kit

Member Since: 12 Feb 2016
Location: Shropshire
Posts: 1110

I'm far more worried about the state of the blokes walking around in women's jeans.

31st Mar 2017 11:42am

Farmerben

Member Since: 16 Jan 2017
Location: Herefordshire
Posts: 607

2015 Defender 90 Puma 2.2 HT Keswick Green

Happyoldgit wrote:
For cracked and bleeding fingers you can't beat a bit of udder cream rubbed in the hands in winter, the wife loves it too

Just make sure you wash you hands properly before touching any sensitive areas

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31st Mar 2017 12:31pm

Rallymental

Member Since: 17 Aug 2015
Location: The Garden of England
Posts: 468

2015 Defender 110 Puma 2.2 XS CSW Santorini Black

I work in London and live very close.

Do I moisturise? No, I'm a man
Do I wear tight jeans? No, I'm a man
Do I use tweezers? No, I'm a man
Can I build a wall? Yes, I'm a man
Can I do plumbing? Yes, I'm a man
Do I own lots of tools? Yes, I'm a man
Do i eat meat? Yes, I'm a man
Do I use Facebook? No, I'm an adult
Do I drive a defender? Yes, I'm a bit mad in the head!

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again but expecting different results.
Solihull, 1948 - "If we paint the chassis, it will last for years"
Solihull, 2015 - "If we paint the chassis.............................

31st Mar 2017 1:01pm

Huttopia

Member Since: 23 Feb 2016
Location: West Midlands
Posts: 1978

I guess it is a thing for youngsters. I'll pass on the basis I have no medical necessity and I'm happy to look as old as I am. Now I must make that appointment for a back, sack and crack wax.....

31st Mar 2017 5:08pm

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