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sasha2001



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Humiliation
A bloke walks into a brothel and says:

"I'm a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?"

The madam replies $60.

"Wow, what do I get for that," he says.

She says: "A baggy green cap and an Australian Cricket XI shirt."

Very Happy
Post #52219 10th Jan 2011 7:08pm
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Ring Ring...Hello, Australian team dressing room.

Hello mate, can I speak to Ricky Ponting please?

Sorry mate , he's just gone out to bat!

It's OK.... I'll hold Rolling with laughter
Post #52220 10th Jan 2011 7:25pm
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sasha2001



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What do you call an Aussie with 100 against his name?

A Bowler

What do you call an Aussie who can handle a bat?

A Vet.

What do you call an Aussie with champagne?

A Waiter

.......and to finish and put it in its real perspective:

Pakistan didn't have 3 innings defeats by England and they were paid to lose.
Post #52317 11th Jan 2011 1:53am
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