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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4507  
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Life on an Irish Farm
While passing by Mick's hay shed, Paddy he sees Mick doing a slow and VERY sensual striptease in front of the old red Massey Ferguson. Buttocks tightly clenched, Mick performs a slow pirouette and then gently slides off first his right welly, slowly followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers . Grabbing both sides of his worn check shirt he rapidly rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap in the air as he collapses, sprawls spread-eagled onto a pile of hay. 'What on earth are you doing Mick' says Paddy 'Jaysus Paddy, ye frightened the livin’ shoite out of me' says an obviously embarrassed Mick, Truth is that me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist said that I should try doing something sexy to a tractor . " 1982 88" 2.25 diesel 1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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| fekete Member Since: 24 Dec 2008 Location: Here on the other end of the computer Posts: 3626  
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  NEVER TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY. NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE ANYWAY |
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21st Sep 2010 11:48am |
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