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TooTall



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United Kingdom 2004 Defender 90 Td5 HT Tonga Green
It's National give-me stuff or else day!
Martin
Pls delete this if deemed offensive....


 "Ease your worries, Clear-up your woes,
Go into your garage & put stuff into rows."
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Defender-Stu



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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down Thumbs Up
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Venomator



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Superb... Bow down Rolling with laughter Bow down Rolling with laughter Bow down Rolling with laughter

Mr. Green  Rog... Mr. Green
The GREEN One...

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Post #368576 31st Oct 2014 9:03pm
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OldhamLandy



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Epic! Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter 2016 Defender 90xs SW - Santorini Black with Silver Pack
2014 Defender 90xs SW - Corris Grey with Santorini Black Roof
Post #368634 31st Oct 2014 11:11pm
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MarkyMark



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Bow down respect Laughing
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carrotbay



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Thumbs Up 2008 Defender 110 XS SW - M57N2 / 8HP70X
Post #368647 1st Nov 2014 12:31am
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custom90



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Locked our outside gate as usual so no one can get in even if they wanted to try. Whistle
Post #368649 1st Nov 2014 12:44am
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ken



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7 Weimes front garden Whistle
Post #368705 1st Nov 2014 12:19pm
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jomara



Member Since: 26 Oct 2009
Location: Lanarkshire
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Scotland 2014 Defender 110 Puma 2.2 XS CSW Santorini Black
Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter love it 2014 110 2.2TDCi XS Station wagon
1971 Bowler Tomcat 88 4.2 V8 Auto
2022 110 D250 XS Edition - Gone
2024 110 D250 X-Dynamic HSE
Post #368708 1st Nov 2014 12:25pm
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ARC99



Member Since: 19 Feb 2013
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United Kingdom 2008 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 USW Cairns Blue
Love it.

Frightened to pee out of the local kids last night, literally in one case. Thought that I would get my own back on them just for laugh, bought a scary mask (wife says it looks better than the one I was born with) daubed red food dye one an old pair of overalls. Got myself ready and hid in the porch with the light out, the young kids from down the road came first with parents chaperoning, doorbells rings and I stand up well the kids and parents screamed and ran off, I hide and wife opens door as if nothing had happened and the kids come back telling her what had happened telling her someone is in the porch, by this time I'm in the house, they can't find me, part one done, they now tell the other kids who turn up first looking through the window to try and see me but I have moved to the side of the house hidden in the shadows (had to pull the fuse on the security lights) and I just walked out of the dark you should have seen them run screaming. Wife came out all innocent to see what the fuss was about. What a laugh until angered parents comes round complaining that I had made there seven year old wet himself, He got a shock as well as I hadn't had time to change but he saw the funny side and went home with some sweets just like the kids. Don't make old people mad.
We don't like being old in the first place,
so it doesn't take much to Censored us off.

Richard
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muddybaldboy



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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter He who dies with the most toys...wins!
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Skippy_fx140



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Fantastic Thumbs Up wish I had thought of something like that Very Happy Cheers Skippy.
Post #371042 11th Nov 2014 3:29pm
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Lou Sparts



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Keep meaning each year to make some some chocolate covered sprouts to give to the kids ! 2005 Td5 90 XS

Steve
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Skippy_fx140



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A friend of mine many years ago agreed to let one of the kids make chocolate witches, the only problem was they
had used the wrong chocolate and didn't realize until a few days after that it was the type that gets you needing
to visit the potting shed on a regular basis:D Cheers Skippy.
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TooTall



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United Kingdom 2004 Defender 90 Td5 HT Tonga Green
IIRC didn't one of the Sky Sports rugby union commentators :cough: to making Halloween toffee apples using raw onions Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
TT "Ease your worries, Clear-up your woes,
Go into your garage & put stuff into rows."
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