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FERDELANCE

Member Since: 04 Jan 2010
Location: Highbridge
Posts: 33

How Do You Know Your A Land Rover Owner?

How to know that You're a Land Rover owner:

If You go to get the Sunday paper and You come back on Monday without it.
If You use a hose to clean the inside and the outside.
When the best route from point A to point B is through the mud.
When a scratch or a dent is a beauty mark.
You roll Your Rover over and look for it's thingy.
Your mum and sister can't get in without help.
You judge every hill You see by how much fun it would be to climb.
You search for trails in an USAF helicopter.
You puke when You see a Geo Tracker.
You get custom pin-striping from trail brush.
If it takes more than 6 hours to get donuts.
When You pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days.
When You take Your friends wheeling and they say "What trail - I don't see a trail!".
Your friends won't ride with You 'cause they don't want to wind up in the desert in the middle of the night.
When Your boss's secretary calls to "recommend" that You wash Your Rover.
When You finally wash the mud off, everyone thinks You bought a new Rover.
You carry emergency supplies and clothing because You never know where You will end up.
When Your Nerf bars battle rocks and win.
When it rains and You don't care that Your tops and doors are off.
When You drive around to look at Christmas lights topless.
When You change Your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break.
If Your "Parts Dept." is on blocks behind Your house.
When You take Your Wife wheeling and she has to help You flip the Rover back onto it's wheels again.
You use an ice-scraper on the INSIDE of the windshield.
You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents.
Every page of Your repair manual has fingerprints.
Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when You take them wheeling.
You spend more time under Your Rover than under Your significant other.
Winter comes and you can't remember where You left the roof.
You spend more on car washes than on insurance.
Even worse the car wash won't let You in.
You complain about everything but smile when You fix everything yourself.
When You think Mud Brown should be a factory paint color.
When You feel sorry for someone with a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser.
When You have all Your credit card numbers memorized.
When You slam the door and part of Your Rover crumbles to the ground.
If You get asked to pick up Your co-workers in a snow storm and get paid for it.
Your wife/girlfriend refuses to get in it.
You are the only one on the street that doesn't plow their driveway.
You try to run the plow trucks off the road when it snows.
You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Rover.
The first word out of Your 2 year old's mouth isn't Mommy or Daddy, it's Land rover! This One Is True Dad!!!! Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

25th Mar 2010 9:50am

K9F

Member Since: 12 Nov 2009
Location: Bournemouth
Posts: 9610

2008 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Stornoway Grey

Hello!

Hello Son!

Good post! If not a bit Americanised!

The highlighted bit at the bottom made me laugh - She was actually two as well!

Why aren't you at school?

If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!

Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!!

Last edited by K9F on 25th Mar 2010 10:01am. Edited 2 times in total

25th Mar 2010 9:53am

FERDELANCE

Member Since: 04 Jan 2010
Location: Highbridge
Posts: 33

I am, im at tutor, drrrrrrrrrooooooooty droot droot Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

25th Mar 2010 9:54am

K9F

Member Since: 12 Nov 2009
Location: Bournemouth
Posts: 9610

Laughable!

Nowt more to be said really!

I'm at work!!!! You're at school!!!! We're both on here!!!! When we shouldn't be!!!!

I'll say it before someone else does.....

Like father like son!

Bet you like cider too!

Groot, groot!

If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!

Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!!

25th Mar 2010 10:00am

fekete

Member Since: 24 Dec 2008
Location: Here on the other end of the computer
Posts: 3626

2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 HT Bonatti Grey

Top post FERDELANCE .....So close to the truth

NEVER TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY. NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE ANYWAY

25th Mar 2010 10:16am

FERDELANCE

Member Since: 04 Jan 2010
Location: Highbridge
Posts: 33

I do love cider, and it has to be father like son, because you seem to be planning to sh*t in my shoes after puking all over your land rover, and mentioning to puke on your mach 5 as well

dont get Mad Max, get even max, i will have to get you back sometime after the shoe. Droot drooooot.
Off to work now.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

25th Mar 2010 10:22am

K9F

Member Since: 12 Nov 2009
Location: Bournemouth
Posts: 9610

Memory of a Goldfish!

I'm surprised you remembered

I mentioned it more than 5 seconds ago!

If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!

Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!!

25th Mar 2010 10:30am

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