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K9F



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ACCESSORY EXCUSES!
Now we all like to purchase 'bling' for our Land Rovers and quite often need to 'justify' our purchases! (Well some of us do anyway).

To provide other members with a functional pool of excuses why not list the accessory you purchased and the justification used here?????

Snorkel one would be handy about now!!!! Dog Thumbs Up Dog If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!

Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!!
Post #32759 22nd May 2010 9:31am
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Glynparry25



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Re: ACCESSORY EXCUSES!
K9F wrote:
Snorkel one would be handy about now!!!! Dog Thumbs Up Dog


The air higher up is cooler and cleaner making your engine run more efficiently. This means your engine will last longer and be more reliable Wink .

How is that?

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Post #32766 22nd May 2010 1:00pm
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Snorkel: It looks the dog's doodahs

Rear window guards: I'm forever filling the LR up with s*it. It was only a matter of time before something either rubbed the rear heating element off or poked the window out. I can now also leave the rear windows open when parked up in this hot weather - keeps my son cool when he gets in Thumbs Up One that started out as a 2.4 TDCi 110 XS
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I had to buy those 5 ZU rims this morning as they are going to put VAT up in July Thumbs Up

Now all I have to do is find some tyres before the VAT increases Rolling with laughter

Bob
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K9F



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bob neville wrote:
I had to buy those 5 ZU rims this morning as they are going to put VAT up in July Thumbs Up

Now all I have to do is find some tyres before the VAT increases Rolling with laughter

Bob


Not a bad one! Not sure if mine would 'swallow it' Embarassed metaphorically speaking as she's a bit savvy when it comes to finances.

Hope they're not Ice Cream Van Zus! A set of Coopers or KM2s will sort 'em out! Rolling with laughter

You could use the Ice Cream Van bit as an excuse to buy some big boots! Dog Thumbs Up Dog If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!

Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!!
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bob neville



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K9F wrote:


Not a bad one! Not sure if mine would 'swallow it' Embarassed metaphorically speaking as she's a bit savvy when it comes to finances.

Hope they're not Ice Cream Van Zus! A set of Coopers or KM2s will sort 'em out! Rolling with laughter

You could use the Ice Cream Van bit as an excuse to buy some big boots! Dog Thumbs Up Dog


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Tried all my local dealers for Cooper ST's (not STT's) and they say they can't get them ??

Excuse number two now comes into play - 'of course dear, the turning circle will be so much better with the extra 11mm offset on each side and the steering stops adjusted etc - no problems in car parks now' Rolling Eyes

Bob
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Use GG's to drive into mud get stuck. Then say not doing that again and then use it as an excuse to buy MTR's Rolling with laughter Diesel$ Live$ Matter. ⛽️🛢️👨‍🔧🧰⚙️ RED, WHITE & BOOST! 🇬🇧
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Mal - it's not a snorkel, call is a "chimney" Thumbs Up
Post #175150 12th Oct 2012 6:22pm
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New though.......... Grow a pair, tell the missus you earn the cash and you will spend it how you see fit!

If she tries to say anything back cut in with a stern voice "I have spoken"

Glyn Dog Sheep
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Glynparry25 wrote:
New though.......... Grow a pair, tell the missus you earn the cash and you will spend it how you see fit!

If she tries to say anything back cut in with a stern voice "I have spoken"

Glyn Dog Sheep


Works for me ... my doris never questions a thing when it involves Landies ... she's learnt over the years Cool Guns and Landrovers .... anything else is irrelevant.
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Glynparry25



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Good to hear Dave. Does your household run like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w

Just the way society should be Rolling with laughter

Glyn Dog Sheep
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