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GREENI



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Defender Vehicular Hypochondria ....
A severe mental disability in which sufferers chronically experience acute anxiety attacks related to the welfare of their Defenders. A typical Defender vehicular hypochondriac may face bouts of depression and paranoia stemming from the false belief that his/her car is malfunctioning when it is in fact operating in perfect order.

Defender Vehicular Hypochondriac: My check engine light came on today. I'm going to die.
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K9F



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Re: Defender Vehicular Hypochondria ....
GREENI wrote:
Defender Vehicular Hypochondriac: My check engine light came on today. I'm going to die.


Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Don't wish to worry you but taking personal experience into account your death will be a slow and painful one and the bouts of resurrection between are very short-lived! Nice post brought a smile to my face. Thumbs Up If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!

Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!!
Post #142015 27th Apr 2012 9:13am
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leeds



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Defender Vehicular Hypochondriac:





A disease which has no known cure by mankind!



Brendan
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K9F



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leeds wrote:
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Defender Vehicular Hypochondriac:


A disease which has no known cure by mankind! Brendan


A disease that a considerable amount of Land Rover dealers themselves are unable to alleviate the symptoms of or assist with either.... Whistle Laughing If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!

Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!!
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Treatment can be very expensive and prolonged... Current:D4 HSE
Gone: BMW Z4MC
Gone: Defender TD5 90 CSW
Previous: Discovery TD5 ES (Gone)
Post #142022 27th Apr 2012 9:32am
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K9F wrote:
A disease that a considerable amount of Land Rover dealers themselves are unable to alleviate the symptoms of or assist with either.... Whistle Laughing

I don't think most even have got the gene malformation that produced this horrific condition. Anyway, short post, sorry but I heard a funny noise in 2nd gear, must go check, must check, must check 2015 110 USW XS in Santorini with premium contrast leather seats in tan/black, black headlining and with Dual Finish alloys (in the garage, now on Wolf rims with Goodyear MT/Rs)

2012 '62' 2.2 X-Tech 110 USW now gone ...
1984 90 soft top with full roll cage, 200 tdi engine etc now sold
2012 USW XS 2.2 "FUU" now gone....
Post #142027 27th Apr 2012 9:59am
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Ive had it for 25 years Whistle Whistle
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Not many posts have me laughing out loud but this did............ until the wife heard and asked what it was. 'oh don't tell me your on one of those Landrover forums again??'

Logging off Big Cry 1951 80" S1 2.0
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Post #142030 27th Apr 2012 10:08am
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mrandmrsh



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familymad wrote:
Not many posts have me laughing out loud but this did............ until the wife heard and asked what it was. 'oh don't tell me your on one of those Landrover forums again??'

Logging off Big Cry


GF has started saying "you looking at your specialist porn website again?" lol 2015 110 USW XS in Santorini with premium contrast leather seats in tan/black, black headlining and with Dual Finish alloys (in the garage, now on Wolf rims with Goodyear MT/Rs)

2012 '62' 2.2 X-Tech 110 USW now gone ...
1984 90 soft top with full roll cage, 200 tdi engine etc now sold
2012 USW XS 2.2 "FUU" now gone....
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Funny how this disease seems to afflict many after 3 years Shocked Only known cure is to swallow an expensive warranty pill Neutral
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Zagato wrote:
Funny how this disease seems to afflict many after 3 years Shocked Only known cure is to swallow an expensive warranty pill Neutral

And then void it with mods that cannot be refused Rolling with laughter
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mrandmrsh wrote:
familymad wrote:
Not many posts have me laughing out loud but this did............ until the wife heard and asked what it was. 'oh don't tell me your on one of those Landrover forums again??'

Logging off Big Cry


GF has started saying "you looking at your specialist porn website again?" lol


Mine calls it my Cult site! ===================================
Steve
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110 USW X-TECH
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Its not just defenders that can bring on such symptoms, my volvo has a tendency to reduce me down to a jibbering wreck, especially when the bill arrives.
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Paul_1978 wrote:
Its not just defenders that can bring on such symptoms, my volvo has a tendency to reduce me down to a jibbering wreck, especially when the bill arrives.


I had a volvo like that, every bill was at least £700 ... Big Cry
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GREENI



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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter volvo's Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
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