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Laurie



Member Since: 22 Feb 2008
Location: Sussex, England
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England 2005 Defender 90 Td5 XS CSW Bonatti Grey
Hey Andy. This is the jokes column. Wink 
Post #687277 17th Feb 2018 9:44pm
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GREENI



Member Since: 22 Aug 2010
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My mum said I was really premature.



But she looked so hot.
Post #687286 17th Feb 2018 10:52pm
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davew



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Location: North Yorkshire
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England 1990 Defender 90 V8 Petrol PU Auto Rioja Red
I visited the zoo today, they had a baguette in one of the cages.
I asked the keeper about it and he said it was bread in captivity.

Elton John has been really depressed since losing his e-reader in a tornado...
like a kindle in the wind. http://www.yorkshireoffroadclub.net/
Post #687291 17th Feb 2018 11:24pm
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VeeTee



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Netherlands 

Click image to enlarge Cheers, Vincent
1959 Polynorm 1/4 Ton Trailer, Olive Drab Green (sold)
1970 M416 Military Trailer (Camping Trailer Conversion), Epsom Green (sold)
1975 Series III 88 V6, Light Green (sadly sold)
1996 Defender 110 CSW 300 Tdi, Epsom Green (sold)
2000 Freelander 1 TD4 3-drs, Silver (sold)
2006 Freelander 1 TD4 5-drs Facelift Automatic, Tonga Green (sold)

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Post #687329 18th Feb 2018 9:15am
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DAZ110



Member Since: 06 Dec 2007
Location: East Sussex
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United Kingdom 2013 Defender 90 Puma 2.2 XS CSW Barolo Black
Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
Post #687349 18th Feb 2018 11:15am
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Laurie



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Post #687359 18th Feb 2018 1:46pm
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sharkey964



Member Since: 05 Oct 2014
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
Post #687363 18th Feb 2018 2:03pm
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Merlin



Member Since: 30 Oct 2010
Location: Newmarket
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A stork can bring a baby.
But a swallow never will.

Merlin
Post #687869 20th Feb 2018 6:45pm
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smb



Member Since: 15 Jan 2013
Location: Cheshire
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Post #690091 1st Mar 2018 10:00pm
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Rashers



Member Since: 21 Jun 2015
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That is excellent Rolling with laughter
Post #690095 1st Mar 2018 10:09pm
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Procta



Member Since: 04 Dec 2016
Location: Sunderland
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i was watching a youtube video, on board a artic lorry.
The driver calls this a cuppa tea ditty ( another atic lorry driver had a cuppa in his hand) Funny mind

It starts off like this

He's got a cuppa tea on the go
He's not gonna flash me back though?
... because his hands arent free
thats why!

His hands
arent free
he's gotta cup of tea
hands
arent free
he's gotta cup of tea

hows gonna change gear?
Its an automatic
Who gives a toss!

NOT ME!

here is the video fastforward to 1.04
 Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it!
Post #694458 18th Mar 2018 6:55pm
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Procta



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I wonder if the two sports cars met and said look it never happened agreed? Shocked

 Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it!
Post #697924 2nd Apr 2018 2:39pm
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mk1collector



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Just goes to show you can't beat a mk1 golf Mr. Green I may be biased Whistle Ray
My build thread
http://www.defender2.net/forum/topic17615.html
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custom90



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£9k steering box anyone? Rolling with laughter


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Post #700679 13th Apr 2018 9:46pm
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bpman



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2008 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 SVX Station Wagon Santorini Black

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