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| Procta Member Since: 04 Dec 2016 Location: Sunderland Posts: 4932  
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something a nabbed off the metro owners club site, I posted two years ago. Was a giggle
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28th Dec 2017 9:56pm |
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| williamthedog Member Since: 29 Dec 2012 Location: south wales Posts: 3441 
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Don't think the cat found it funny though
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28th Dec 2017 10:20pm |
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| Swine&Small Member Since: 20 Mar 2017 Location: Norfolk Posts: 1223
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A Scot in Glasgow phoned his son in London
" bad news son, after 45 years your mother and me are getting divorced - we can´t stand each other any more " The son screamed at him " You can´t do this - it is crazy - wait - I´m phoning my sister in Leeds." He did and she phoned Glasgow screaming - " you can´t do this. Wait - I´m phoning my brother back. We will there by in a couple of days." Dad put the phone down . turned to his wife and said:- "they are both coming for Christmas, and they are paying their own fares."  1983 Series 3 Pick up in Marine Blue
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1st Jan 2018 1:37am |
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| JWL Member Since: 26 Oct 2011 Location: Hereford Posts: 3443  
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So just been asda and some idiot found £300 in asda carpark. This prat tried to give it to the police officer parked in front of the store (like anyone would) but the officer thought it was a prank and wouldn't accept it. So I followed the guy into the store and he bought himself a phone with the money. This is where it gets hilarious. The idiot kept tapping on .... See More
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2nd Jan 2018 9:52pm |
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| Grenadier Member Since: 23 Jul 2014 Location: The foot of Mont Blanc... Posts: 5765  
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US President Donald Trump has rejected questions raised over his mental health in a bombshell book, describing himself as a "very stable genius".
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-42589860 Monsieur Le Grenadier I've not been everywhere, but it's on my list..... 2011 Puma 110DC - Corris Grey |
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6th Jan 2018 4:48pm |
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| Procta Member Since: 04 Dec 2016 Location: Sunderland Posts: 4932
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 Click image to enlarge Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it! |
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12th Jan 2018 5:49pm |
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| Chugga90 Member Since: 07 Sep 2014 Location: Bucks Posts: 195 |
Hope it works, but doubt it does as my dad had Dementia and he could hover on his vapour trails!
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12th Jan 2018 6:00pm |
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| Procta Member Since: 04 Dec 2016 Location: Sunderland Posts: 4932
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Chugga90, when I was in college way back in 2003. One of the lads used to browse Ebay, as he had a bit of computer business going. Anyway he used to come across some funny listening while browsing for stuff. He came across people selling bottled farts. with a discription of what they had to eat the night before
Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back
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12th Jan 2018 7:30pm |
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| Chugga90 Member Since: 07 Sep 2014 Location: Bucks Posts: 195 |
Sounds lovely
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14th Jan 2018 8:17pm |
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| Procta Member Since: 04 Dec 2016 Location: Sunderland Posts: 4932
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Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it! |
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25th Jan 2018 8:59pm |
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| Laurie Member Since: 22 Feb 2008 Location: Sussex, England Posts: 2897 
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14th Feb 2018 7:09pm |
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| gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5084  
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
And probably so true  For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..
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14th Feb 2018 9:09pm |
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| Ashbyandy Member Since: 17 Dec 2015 Location: Leicestershire Posts: 216 
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No truer word spoken, especially when it comes to government contracts, 💰💰
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14th Feb 2018 10:27pm |
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| AndyS Member Since: 18 Aug 2012 Location: London Posts: 595 
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Except it's not true. Companies like them take on jobs at cost hoping to get profit from down specking materials and labour and managing their outgoing money to the people actually doing the job. As a supplier to these companies you have to finance the actual job itself and you'll probably have to pay your bills in 30 or 60 days but if you get money from them in 90 to 120 days (or at all) you're doing well.
You could argue that there is business case for doing this, although I find it disgusting, but what's really awful is the huge amounts they pay their top bods in bonuses and payouts to the share holders while avoiding putting money into the staff pension fund. So even internally, the actual people doing the work lose out. |
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17th Feb 2018 8:31pm |
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