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spudfan

Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
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Always leave space between you and what's in front.

Was behind some cattle on a narrow road, leisurely drive. They stopped, I stopped. Farmer told me to get close a give the rear most cow a little nudge. I went close, stopped while the cow lifted it's tail and unloaded over my grill and bumper. Farmer thought it was hilarious. 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
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5th Jul 2023 7:35pm

Procta

Member Since: 04 Dec 2016
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farmer set you up there spuds

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5th Jul 2023 7:56pm

BaronDefenders

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That’s started my day off with a chuckle.

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6th Jul 2023 5:50am

geobloke

Member Since: 06 Nov 2012
Location: Nottinghamshire
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I hearby Christen you in the name of the cow, the mud and the grass

6th Jul 2023 9:05am

markb110

Member Since: 22 May 2010
Location: Guildford
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I hope that you weren't standing next to the bumper to check the distance between the truck and the cow.......

We could have renamed you Crap Game from Kelly's Hero's....

6th Jul 2023 9:09am

LR Nuts

Member Since: 10 Aug 2022
Location: UK
Posts: 838

Re: Always leave space between you and what's in front.

spudfan wrote:
Was behind some cattle on a narrow road, leisurely drive. They stopped, I stopped. Farmer told me to get close a give the rear most cow a little nudge. I went close, stopped while the cow lifted it's tail and unloaded over my grill and bumper. Farmer thought it was hilarious.

If that had happened to me ........I would have kept it to myself.

6th Jul 2023 9:21am

markb110

Member Since: 22 May 2010
Location: Guildford
Posts: 2525

Couldn't resist....

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6th Jul 2023 9:47am

markb110

Member Since: 22 May 2010
Location: Guildford
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Just to clear things up (pun intended)

6th Jul 2023 10:48am

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