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Further Proof that Europe won't work without Britain!?!
Taken from an analysis of investments:

"If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines 2 years ago, you would have £49.00 today.

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG insurance company 2 years ago, you would have £33.00 today.

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers 6 years ago, you would have nothing today.

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Northern Rock 5 years ago, you would have nothing today

But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tesco's, drunk all the beer, then taken the aluminum cans to the scrap metal dealer, you would have received £214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

A recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be British!" Rolling with laughter

PLEASE NOTE: For those that don't quite get British Humour.................there is a little hint of Sarcasm in this!!! Rolling with laughter

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And studies show that most British men have smaller penises than other European men. Except for the one on their forehead which is the worlds largest. Rolling Eyes Rolling with laughter
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Why do french people eat snails.....

....because they don't like fast food!


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Thumbs Up They dont, its true. Rolling with laughter
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Riverboy wrote:
And studies show that most British men have smaller penises than other European men. Except for the one on their forehead which is the worlds largest. Rolling Eyes Rolling with laughter


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well said David.
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^^ +1
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Some people just have to go that weee bit too far Rolling Eyes

Well said David Thumbs Up
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I hope they had a sense of humour at least Rolling Eyes There's a severe shortage of it on this forum.
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Thank god for British coincidental humour and our sarcasm.







And finally France people say is the country of Romance, rubbish it’s the UK and if proof were needed you only have to read this sign Thumbs Up



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and to think someone said the British don't have a sense of humour Thumbs Up Thumbs Up
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My wife is German, and any comment that perhaps her nation isn't noted for its sense of humour is met with: "We must have, I married him!"

Peter
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Birdy wrote:
My wife is German, and any comment that perhaps her nation isn't noted for its sense of humour is met with: "We must have, I married him!"

Peter


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