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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4479  
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Told the wife that if she went to the hairdresser's and got her hair done she'd have much better legs....... 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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26th Mar 2017 11:54pm |
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| GREENI Member Since: 22 Aug 2010 Location: staffs Posts: 10359 
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When I hear that women are off to the hairdressers, I just say 'can't you drop it off and pick it up later?' |
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27th Mar 2017 6:28am |
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| leeds Member Since: 28 Dec 2009 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 8578
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Black eyes anyone?
Brendan |
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27th Mar 2017 9:03am |
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| ARC99 Member Since: 19 Feb 2013 Location: North Yorkshire Posts: 1831 
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I told a girlfriend during the 3 day week year ( the older generation will remember ) that her hair was looked a lot better after she had been to the hairdresser's only to be told that the shop had suffered a rotational power cut and they had been unable to do anything.
 Don't make old people mad.
We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to  us off.
Richard |
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27th Mar 2017 3:20pm |
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| David T Member Since: 01 Sep 2016 Location: North Yorkshire Posts: 190 
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I was in the garage working on the Ducati, wife brings cup of tea.
"you think more about that bike than you do about me" "I think more about that ten mil spanner than I think about you" "make your own f******g tea then" throws tea away. |
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29th Mar 2017 3:40pm |
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