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ARC99



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I thought I would just share this
I'm passing this on because it worked for me today.


















































A Dr. on TV said to have inner peace we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives.



I looked through my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished,



so I finished off a bottle of Merlot,



a bottle of Chardonnay,



a bodle of Baileys,



a butle of wum,



tha mainder of Valiuminunpsrcriptuns,



an a box a chocletz.



Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now.



Sned this to all who need inner Censored .



An telum u luvum.



And two al hve a Marry Crispmouse ......



Xxxxx Don't make old people mad.
We don't like being old in the first place,
so it doesn't take much to Censored us off.

Richard
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Lou Sparts



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Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
lots of nuts
1 bottle Vodka
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK.

Try another cup .... just in case. Turn off the mixerer.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick fruit off floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewscriver.

Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who careshz.

Check the vodka.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven and wee in the fridge.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka

Fall into bed.

CHERRY MISTMAS 2005 Td5 90 XS

Steve
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