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Muddybigdog Member Since: 11 Apr 2014 Location: Suffolk Posts: 989 |
Why do some drivers believe it's their god dam rights to turn on their indicator and drive into a gap in front of you that wouldn't fit a fag paper. Every week I commute from Suffolk to Dorset, every single trip I get some idiot indicate and expect me to slam on the brakes to let them in to the lane, when there clearly is not a safe gap, because you don't they start getting all absuive. Sorry to say it's about 90% of Audi drivers, apologies for any Audi drivers on here, I do think AUDI stands for Alll Useless Dicks Inside, must be a standard full brain lobotomy on purchase. Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold) Freelander 2 HSE - Sold Freelander 1 - Sold Disco 2 - Sold |
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18th Apr 2015 7:23am |
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90mojo Member Since: 19 Mar 2014 Location: UK Posts: 175 |
Not being able to look forward to Top Gear on a Sunday evening, so I can pontificate for the rest of the week on:
what an over the top caricature of himself Clarkson became and what a waste of licence fee the other two are...miss it |
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24th Apr 2015 10:39am |
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90mojo Member Since: 19 Mar 2014 Location: UK Posts: 175 |
Now that the BBC have finally announced all three Top Gear blokes have gone, I am now getting pretty annoyed by how bad the next presenters could be
My vote for the worst combination of the worst blokes: Phillip Gennister, Brian Johnson, and that Matt bloke off of One Show.......making my blood boil just thinking about it! |
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26th Apr 2015 8:31am |
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ken Member Since: 18 Aug 2009 Location: Banging Birds with my bitches !! Posts: 4328 |
There is a magic button called off you know
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26th Apr 2015 8:39am |
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90mojo Member Since: 19 Mar 2014 Location: UK Posts: 175 |
Where's the fun in that Ken?! I'm only happy when I'm grumpy
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26th Apr 2015 9:57am |
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Laurie Member Since: 22 Feb 2008 Location: Sussex, England Posts: 2897 |
........and I'm Dopey when I'm Sneezy.
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26th Apr 2015 10:20am |
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90mojo Member Since: 19 Mar 2014 Location: UK Posts: 175 |
My bad.
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26th Apr 2015 10:24am |
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Fatboy Slim Member Since: 04 Feb 2008 Location: Bridgend Posts: 1006 |
I'd have to go Mike Brewer, Gok Wan and Piers Morgan |
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26th Apr 2015 11:55am |
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ken Member Since: 18 Aug 2009 Location: Banging Birds with my bitches !! Posts: 4328 |
I'd just not bother at all
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26th Apr 2015 12:27pm |
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90mojo Member Since: 19 Mar 2014 Location: UK Posts: 175 |
Oh dear Ken and Laurie... :shock: You do realise this is humour and not meant seriously don't you?
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26th Apr 2015 4:57pm |
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gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5084 |
The worst combination I can think of is these three talentless twerks. Griff Rhys Jones He always seems to me to be entirely too smug and pleased with himself. Mind you, I’d be pretty smug if I was a talentless who the BBC kept throwing money at. Alan Davies all imbecilic expressions and nancy boy voice. Paddy McGuinness is a right berk of a contender (or should I say ‘reet’) This knob is simply famous and on telly for being Peter Kay’s mate… All that ‘Me likey!’ and ‘Ding Dang Do!’ what’s that all about. For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at.. http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1 |
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26th Apr 2015 6:16pm |
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Laurie Member Since: 22 Feb 2008 Location: Sussex, England Posts: 2897 |
I'd like to see Tiff Needell head a team.
He's got a great sense of humour and an enormous knowledge of performance cars. |
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26th Apr 2015 8:48pm |
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custom90 Member Since: 21 Jan 2010 Location: South West, England. Posts: 19454 |
^^^^ He is good.
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26th Apr 2015 9:25pm |
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pjw4233 Member Since: 30 Nov 2009 Location: Lake District & Cheshire Posts: 273 |
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26th Apr 2015 10:18pm |
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